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I don’t agree. You should place four snakes in a hypercube. That’s fourth-dimensional, not your garden-variety and boring 3 dimensional plane.
Why tesseractly are there snakes on this bi-dimensional-plane?
Octachoron-ally, the fourth snake was sent home for moccasin the diagram.
Umm . . err . . . PIE PIE MATHEMATICAL PIE
…a tasty slice between x and y?
Why it would be I don’t know, the song make no sense!!!
To hang around this pit, it helps if you learn to love the tangents…
Since when are planes in three dimensions? xD
You do have a point, but I think this guy is Wright
It’s plane to see, poor Uipop doesn’t know his tesseract from a snakehole in the ground.
3d plane? Doesn’t plane imply 2d?
Vipers on variable vectors?
Cartesian creepy-crawlies?
Horizontal horrors dimensionally descended from the cretaceous cohort?
So much win in these comments.
Serpents on a surface?
H o r i z o n t a l h o r r o r s dimensionally descended from the cretaceous cohort?
[Church Lady] Oh now, who could that be? Oh, I don’t know … lives in a tree … talks to Eve … could it be … SATAN?!! Well isn’t that spatial! [/Church Lady]
Lighten up, Church Lady. You act like you haven’t had your [plane] ticket punched since
IkeAdam carried his own golf clubs.The Geometry Club opens tonight: +x, -y section reserved for Superior Dancers.
makes sign of the cross at confusticatin’ serpents
Get thee behind me, dance floor!!!
[Church lady with an accent] You’d not have such troubles if you’d kept your mind heading in zee positive direction! [/Church lady with an accent]
Planes world! Planes world! Party time – snakes-cellent!
We like ourselves, don’t we?
*hmph!*
*does slinky dance to blend in*
*feels superior*
“Cold Hearted Snake” plays on speakers.
Ah, wait – *looks around at slitherness*
Is this a drag bar?
Action Transvestites?
*basilisks in glory*
*looks basilisk in the eye*
nothing happens
nyah, nyah!!!
Well shut my parselmouth!
(*sniffs* — you must have come from the weasel-y family)
You would be so Salazar-castic about it.
I Marvolo at what a Slytherin Riddle you are.
*charmed*
*stupefied*
“Finité!”
Hey, don’t basilisk those eyes at me, mister!
Have my babies…..all of you in these comments
Will you be hatchling a lot of such compliments in these nests?
Is that a Bell Curve or are you just happy to see me?
@The Ghost of Many I want to lie in Tangent with your curves
I think, perhaps, you are performing complex functions with imaginary numbers.
Math was never my strong point, I”m a jack of all trades. Good at all Great at none.
and at this point my brain has like asploded due to alliteration overload.
When “like” represents “similar” but not “equal”:
If
x = alliterative and/or mathematical reference, and
y = bad boy’s brain approaches apex of asploding,
then ρ > .7 but <1
*remove variable "like"*
*raincoat*
*popcorn*
*head blows up*
Hypothesis proven:
There’s more than one way to open a mind to other dimensions.
Anaconda see your point!
*does a mamb
ao*Picture this — snakes on a plane doing the rhombus.
Adder rather not – it seems like some kind of trap(ezoid) .
!!!
♪ I said, snake your body like you just don’t care
I said, come into my trapezoid if you dare…
z-o-i-d-sssssssssss… ♪
I wouldn’t consider it as a trap(ezoid), for these snakes are hiding in plane sight.
Ad’der rather not – it seems like some kind of trap(ezoid) .
!!!
♪ I said, snake your body like you just don’t care
I said, come into my trapezoid if you dare…
z-o-i-d-hisss… ♪
Adder rather not – it seems like some kind of t.r’ap (e-zoid) .
!!!
♪ I said, snake your body like you just don’t care
I said, come into my t-rap-e-zoid if you dare…
z-o-i-d-sssssssssss… ♪
It's an evil plot!…driven by an axis of asps!!!
Las serpientes en España son principalmente en el plano.
^^…y las serpientes en la disco son principalmente en el césped.
I think we’ve adder ‘nough snake puns.
Ikin see where you might rattle plot along some other line.
(But it’s pretty plane the number of points from which vipers may originate are infinite here.)
Snake eyes see how you snake-rattled and rolled there.
An’ dice see what kinda rattlin’ bones you shook, too.
(Nice Turner of events, there – Haley, well met.)
‘Nough is ‘nough? You’ve had it with these mofo snake puns on this mofo webpage?
(I guess that leaves all the mo’ fo’ us.)
Sho’nuf, tiger snake!
(Ikin dig it…)
Place your tail in your mouth, or you bore us.
*chases tail*
workin’ on it ouroboros-ly!!!
(Smells like kit-teen spirit!)
... *smile* ... around and around ... as befits the familiar of the Endless...♪ This is an announcement
For the transcendental run
The train now standing
Leaves for higher planes ♪
*still transcendently kittyrunning in circles*
y should be labeled -y
This must be the square root chakra….
^ squaring the circle of life…
z and y are wrong, theyre reversed
(a-hem, you seem to be lacking a certain perspective…)
darn >< you got to it bafore i could
I believe this would actually be “snakes IN a plane,” but nice try
Please explain your theory on how three-dimensional creatures can be contained within a two-dimensional space.
(Show your work…)
nice…