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lol, that’s sweet. poor thesaurus.
But did he disappear/vanish/cease to be because of a cataclysm/disaster or did they simply evolve/develop/grow into another species?
So what’s your thesis? Have you something with which to seriously theory us?
But wait a monstrous minotaur — that’s not a Theseus!
(I myth him. He was so classically Cretive and full of amazing/ labyrinthine understanding/ gnosis/ Knossos.)
(That’s a load of bull if I’ve ever heard it…)
I find your comment rather crypto- and yet zoo-logical in its own way. But I think that a much-mythed monster is dis-similarly not the same as a demolished dinosaur defenestrated from the house of existence, and synonymous with no-longer-dungeon-crawling entangled in the Darwinian mazes of vivacious viability.
You had me at hens.
What cockamamie ridiculous silliness! Enough of your fowl diversionary tangents… turkey.
What cøckamamie ridiculous silliness! Enough of your fowl diversionary tangents… turkey.
Your declination of my fore words is gonna give me a Panic Attic — you Satyric Hellas pawn!
My reputation as Destroyer of Words must be scrupulously and rigorously, constantly maintained in perpetuity – do not subversively debauch the debacle of my revolutionary devolutions, or I will be very saurus and bring the thunder, little lizard!
Mwah-hah-hah-haaaaaa…!!!!!
You give me Shiva, Bronte sister.
If you check, peruse and inspect my Shee-Vee, you will see and observe Emily-diately that I am well, definitely, and completely Kali-fied.
That’s Soma association you got going there, Agni-us.
(I just hope you didn’t Ṛg your curriculum Veda.)
Be assured and satis-fired that my claims and assertions are Adi-quate for your needful re-choir-ments in making correct, proper and worthy lauding praise and Devi-otion.
Transcript of the demise of the thesaurus:
Thesaurus: a-hem! Word, wordy word, talk, speak, thinkety think babble…
Spine-breaker-osaurus: RAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Crunch!!!
It don’t Babylon no more.
Word to your Mother Nature … and also too ancient his story as well in addition moreover … well, less, actually in fact, as in no more and mostly just plain over.
And out!
If you’re going to be talking about yo mama’s nature, make sure that her story is appended with proper appropriate supplementation antecedent to declaring proposing insisting that the argumentative debate has concluded in a very final and terminal manner.
oOOoooOooohHhhhh…
i hAvE HOUSe gUesTS!!!!!!!!!!!
You guest write.
Yipie i ay Yipie i oh --Ghost riders in ideas.
♫♪ He’s ridin’ through your
townpun with his head on fire!!!Don’t forget to burn…!!!
...lyric lyre liquid quire... Byzantium's secret's its Greek fire...Flame on, burning starry-eyed instrument of poetic hero-song…
♫ So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can’t go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
‘Cause they kept setting fire to the Turks… ♫
It's an old story and true - not instant bull.an Italian tongue twister:
Se l’arcivescovo di Costantinopoli si disarcivescovisconstantinopolizzasse tu ti disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzeresti come si è disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzato l’ arcivescovo di Costantinopoli?
(translation: “If the archbishop of Constantinople were to disarchbishopconstantinoplize himself would you disarchbishopconstantinoplize yourself as he was disarchbishopconstantinoplized the archbishop of Constantinople?”)
The Italian for “thesaurus” is tesoreria, which also means “treasury.” “Thesaurus” itself is a Latin word for “treasure.”
(So if you ever see Steven Wright, you can treasure him.)
There are many dialects of Italian, but the standard form is Tuscan Italian (spoken, e.g., in Florence), and for this the Italians have the phrase, Lingua tuscana in bocca romana, meaning, literally, “Tuscan tongue in Roman mouth”
You are truly a gigantosauric treasury of TMI.
T-shirt pleeeeease
Ask and ye shall receive:
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction
extirpation can’t realllllllly be used interchangeably with extinction (local versus global event)… which just reinforces the fact that thesaursuses can be dangerous and to be approached with caution…
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Thesaurus-because-you-just-dont-taste-the-same-without-the-right-words/10150140890390077
I made this a while back, but I’m not enough of a d-bag to spam a thousand other pages to get it fans.
Apparently you are enough of a dino-bag to think you are the first person to ever think of an association. Versions of this gag have been going around for decades.
No, just the first person to make a page referring to the joke without spelling or grammar errors you facepalm over. LOL
^ Lingering Omphalos-Looker
I’m sorry about your droopy bellybutton, but you shouldn’t have gotten drunk and let your friends convince you to pierce it and hang a brick from the piercing. That wasn’t your brightest moment.
It is just you don’t see a bellybutton quite that strange, so forgive me if I stare. It is like a car wreck you just sit there staring, half-asleep, mouth agape, in wonder, as you wait for the road to be cleared.
I’m just Irish, so my name is L O’L like O’Bama.
http://ireland.corrupt.org/images/o_bama.jpg
^ Leamus O’Liarliarpantsonfire…
(still self-entranced)
^ http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3871/kack.png
My happy place…!!!
anyone see Get Fuzzy today?
We have now.
( http://comics.com/zoom/323862/ )
Don’t get too comfortable with the extinction bit, mammals. They just left on a rather long vacation. They’ll be back. Oh yes… they’ll be back.
The company stood rooted to the ground in terror. The creature was about fifty feet tall, with wide lapels, long dangling participles, and a pronounced gazetteer.
“Aiyee!” shouted Legolam. “A Thesaurus!”
“Maim!” roared the monster. “Mutilate, mangle, crush. See HARM.”
“Bored of the Rings”, Harvard Lampoon, 1969
We, the Society, applaud you for your non-navel-gazing astuteness in capturing the goings on in the world outside your own existence. May you serve as an example for all hobbit/halfling-, elf/Eldar-, and big people/ man-kind.
Aw shucks…….t’ain’t nuthin!
+1
I’d love to have this on a t-shirt!
the-saurus of extinction
A double the:-0