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Na Na Na,
Na Na Na,
Hey hey,
Chloride.
♪♫ Drumming my heart with his fingers
Stinging my wounds with his words
Killing me softly with his salt
Killing me softly… with his salt
Taking my whole life, blood pressure
Killing me softly… with his salt ♫♪
♪♫ Drumming my heart with his fingers
Stinging my wounds with his words
Kílling me softly with his salt
Kílling me softly… with his salt
Taking my whole life, blood pressure
Kílling me softly… with his salt ♫♪
♪♫ Lay down, Salty, I arrest you, drop your arms.
Don’t you think you’ll want some lawyer to talk to? ♫♪
♫♪ Before you accuse me, take a look at your shelf
Before you accuse me, take a look at your shelf
You say I’ve been kílling you faster than other substances
You’ve got plenty of ways to dose yourself… ♪♫
♫♪ Don’t give me no alibis
Just another seasoning for another lie ♪♫
♪♫ If your flavor is gone and you want to put some on – salt things.
Don’t forget this fact, you can get taste back – salt things.
It tastes fine, It tastes fine, It tastes fine… salting. ♫♪
♪♫ What will you do when you want things more salty,But no one is waiting your table side?
You've been ruining food by salting it much too long -
You know you need a low-salt diet.
Salt-shaker - it’s got you on your knees.
Salt-shaker - I'm begging, darlin', please.
Salt-shaker - won't you season less when you dine? ♪♫
♫ Beyond the door there’s peas, I’m sure
And I know there’ll be no more salt tears in heaven. ♫
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one of u guys is doin it wrong, its just hard to tell who….
♫ Salt’s on the mic, and I’m kickin’
Ask me no questions, I’ll tell no lies
It’s just a little warning, a word to the wise
You been hopin’ and scopin’, layin’ and prayin’
But on the bottom of the saltshaker is where you’re staying ♫
I’m in your boots, makin’ you shakin’.
I’m in your pepper spray, with lachrymal intent.
Big deal – it can only do mineral damage.
Saltatory conduct disorder gives me jumpy nerves.
You know the rule: you do the brine, you do the time…
It’s more sensible in the chip shop: a salt and batter-y.
The salt of the six feet under the earth.
Or it could be a burial by sea salt.
Or in some kind of monument … like a pillar or something.
(Just don’t let your honey look back, or she will be in a Lot of trouble…)
That’s not a salt shaker. If you give a salt shaker a weapon, it’s officially classified as a Dalek.
…To know that the
tinyincreased pressure onmy thumbyour blood, enough tobreak the glassstop your heart, would end everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! And through theDalekssalt-shakes I shall have that power!EX-SEA-SON-ATE!
What? No mention of a salt and battery??????
If you can’t salt their wounds, lick ‘em;
and if you can’t lick their batteries, join ‘em –
just be positive you’re positive to positive –
for a jump and a saltation.
Greetings and Saltations!
Hi tim the-salt-racemic-amphetamine-sulfate!
Yes, inhale that stimulating sea air…
… that’s, er… refreshing!
Tim! Tim! Benzidrene!
Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
Clean, Clean, Clean for Gene!
First, Second, Neutral, Park
Hie thee hence, you leafy Narc!!!!!!!
“Bored of the Rings”, Harvard Lampoon, 1969
(I’m Leary to be involved in this Sorhed tale any further…)
Feel Frito do so.
Warning: use of corrosive humor may have side effects including…
mrrw?… what’s this shiny thing?
*licks battery*
BZZZTTTT!!!
*jumps*
*assaults underside of couch*
Electric Kool-aid Battery Acid Kitty is trippin'♪ Thy-roid-De-fic-ien-cy, now, honey,
don’t you know, salt is good for you?
No-Io-dine-in-the-sea, now, baby,
don’t you know that’ll always be true? ♪
FIRSTTTTTT!!!!
LOL jk, I have a life.
am I the only one who sees a Dalek there?
No, you’re not.
Seems that the salt shakers have followed the pepper pots and become genocidal maniacs.
Pepper Pots is not a genocidal maniac. She’s just a woman with the courage to back up her convictions with the occasional well seasoned reposit
No, there is more than only one Who.
There is only one Doctor (of Whom people wonder what to call him), and many many regenerations…
Man, I was totally gonna post that. But at least I’m not the only one.
Salt-shanker. XD
LOL!!! Dat be one BAD Mutha!
The only things that Dalek will be exterminating are a few slugs…
Long live the Doctor =)
This so needs to be the new character on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Technically, it’s not sodium. It’s sodium choride…
So … for us who aren’t native English speakers, would someone please care to explain this pun? This baffles me. Thanks ever so much.
“A salt” [pronounced ə sawlt] is phonetically similar to “assault”.
“Assault with a deadly weapon” is a legal term/definition for aggravated or felony assault upon another person, often used in lawyer dramas and, as such, very familiar to U.S. pop culture.
Give a salt(-shaker) a knife, and there you have it…
Hahahahaha! Anyone willing to make this a shirt? I’d buy it!
Awesome, I got a button yesterday from David and Goliath saying this =D
Looks like a dalek. No suprise here.