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Stop Toying Around, I Need To Know The Capital Of Finland!!!


funny pun photos - Helslinki

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    •                      (colorless green idea) says:

      Wat was the father of James, Wat’s son, co-discoverer of the double helix structure of DNA …

      ♪♫ A slinky plus a slinky, makes for a double joy –
      A slinky plus a slinky, creates all the girls and boys.
      Everyone makes love ‘cuz of a slinky. ♪♫

      • The Ghost of Many says:

        *sigh*

        All those nostalgic feelings come rushing in on the nucleotides…

        and at the base of it all - a little sugar... ;) 
    • Suomineito says:

      They are attempting to make a joke about the capital of Finland (Helsinki) but failed. It’s not called HellSlinki… A little research may have helped. Would it be that tough to have a sink in Hell? Would have made more sense…

      • The Ghost of Many says:

        If someone had posted that instead, who’s to say you (or someone like you) wouldn’t find fault with that one too, on account of the extra “l” and lack of an “i”, not to mention the tendency of people to see “sink in Hell” rather than “Hell-sink” in the first place?

        This is not the “So Much Take Everything Way Too Literally and Get Your Panties in a Bunch” web site; it is “So Much Pun”. You’re missing out on the basic concept here.

      • pun-crocker says:

        Well then the capital of Finland would be Hellsink — an even bigger fail than Helslinki. Or we could put a picture of the Titanic painted like a Finnish flag and call it Helsinking, but that doesn’t work either.

        Personally, I like the Helslinki. It’s close enough, and clever. I’m also going to give our Finnish friend a pass on this since he’s Finnish, and along with The Swiss and The Americans, are some of the most proud to be from their country than just about any other country (when it doesn’t involve Football/Soccer). Besides, they kick Russian ass and scare the Swedes. They’re my kind of people.

  1. Sarah says:

    Really not funny if you’re not familiar with european capitals. Which, being an American with a poor education, I looked it up. “Helsinki”
    I actually guessed, “Slinkinhel”, lol.

    • The Ghost of Many says:

      Slinkin’ Hell! Stupid devil-toy tried to make someone think!

      maybe we aren't so much poorly educated
      as unwilling to stretch our minds. :) 
      •                      (colorless green idea) says:

        “No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway.”

        Earth girls are easy. Finland girls are slinky.
        • Sister Lucy says:

          Of course, they know how to Finnish with a little twist. :twisted:

          {Not surprising they’re confused in the Valley, with all their brain energy on hair cuts and trying to look like a Pop Tart …}

          • The Ghost of Many says:

            (Of course, if those girls thought of something outside the country, it would probably be Apocalyptica-l.)

      • Heavy Metal Child says:

        omg stop usin tiny print! i cant read the damn thing…

  2. K72 says:

    For those that didn’t get it, the capital of Finland is Helsinki.

    This is a Hell Slinky.

    • Sprite101 says:

      Except its a devil-slinky… with the Finnish flag on the side of it. It looks more like a political cartoon than a pun.

      • The Ghost of Many says:

        The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven.

        John Milton, Paradise Lost

        • Khidr says:

          … for there is nothing
          either good or bad, but slinkies makes it so: to me
          Denmark is a prison.

          Hamlet, Shamlet

          • The Ghost of Many says:

            Who would these forked-tails bear,
            To slink and sweat under a weary life,
            But that the dread of something after death-
            The undiscover’d country, from whose coils
            No traveller returns- puzzles the will…

        • Azazel says:

          This post really set the standard for those that followed!

          (I am such a Paradise Lost fangirl…. That is my favorite quote, probably. <3)

          • The Ghost of Many says:

            ^ (polemically epic poetry groupie)
            May the Tree of Knowledge of Good Ideas bloom for us all.
            …and to the heart inspire vernal delight and joy.

    • WMDKitty says:

      Thanks for the explanation.

      /feeling kinda stupid for not getting it.

  3. Birdy says:

    Can someone explain that to me?
    I just don’t get it – a “finnish devil-spring” ?! What ?!

    • Kool-aid Kitty says:

      If you run like Hell into a devil-spring finish, you will probably land on your noggin and jog your mind a little. :)

      • changeling says:

        Hm, sounds like a march into Helsinki for a paradise lost cause.

        • Kool-aid Kitty says:

          You know me – play Faust, ask directions later.

          • Dream et al. says:

            ...mein Goethe im Himmel...sounds impossibly Quixotic...

            ...you've been Cervantes'd...

            • Kool-aid Kitty says:

              You know me – I’m a little pícara… and prone to be errant day and knight.
              :D

              *dreaming of adventures*
              *mrr-prrrrrrr*

            • Suomineito says:

              We speak Finnish in Finland… not German… Vitun mulkku…

              • Kool-aid Kitty says:

                Noooo, but Goethe was German and we were talking about Faust… and Cervantes with Spanish.

                Why are you so mean, anyway? Is Finland really that much like Hell?

                How do they say it, "jumalauta"?
                ...Suomi people are just no fun... at least not this one.
              • ironic says:

                aw, cmon Suomineito, stop making us look bad and learn to laugh at a silly pun
                .. ja samalla voisit pestä suus saippualla. grow up, kthnx

                • Kool-aid Kitty says:

                  Glad to see nice Finns don’t like Suomi-no-fun’s attitude either.

                  ^.^ ...but is already worked up into a lather, so to speak.
                  How do you tell someone to *read* the thread they are bashing
                  so they don't look - ironically - silly themselves?
    • the_strange_cat says:

      Look at the title. If you know the capital of Finland, or look it up, you’ll get it. If you are too lazy to look it up (like I am sometimes), I will tell you here and now that the capital of finland is Helsinki.

  4. Kool-aid Kitty says:

    ♫♪ In Nordic airs, hosts Finland’s affairs, its name’s a slinkity sound…
    In spring, Helsing(for)’s a marvelous thing! Everyone knows – Helsinki. ♪♫

    • Sister Lucy says:

      Abraham Van Helsing-ki: I bring you from shadow into light. I cast you out, the Slinky of Darkness, into Hell!

  5. John says:

    Ooooh. I get it. I laughed on the inside.

  6. Sister Lucy says:

    That is definitely a Hell-ical spring of some sort…

  7. Sister Lucy says:

    That is definitely a Hell-ical spring of some sort…

  8. Bake says:

    I got “Devil Sweedish Slinky” {sic}.

  9. Hellslinky says:

    Should’ve put the Swiss flag on that slinky. Bern, baby, Bern, disco inferno (y)

  10. Blablalba says:

    Hellslinki, nice!

  11. MaxArt says:

    I think puns should be more intuitive than this.

  12.                      (colorless green idea) says:

    Steven Wright: I met this wonderful girl at Macy’s. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

    • changeling says:

      … and she’s buying a stairway to Hades.

      • Kool-aid Kitty says:

        ♫♪ There’s a pun on the wall but she googles to be sure
        Because you know sometimes words have two meanings ♪♫

        • changeling says:

          Led into temptation …

          double your meaning, double your puns,
          double your helix, double your hellions –
          less sugar, less fun,
          moral-less lass tryin’ it,
          more or less devilish Tridents.
          :evil:

  13. CookinMommy says:

    Does it make me weird that I did not get the visual pun until I looked at the title and knew the capital of Finland without looking it up?

    • Kool-aid Kitty says:

      Nope – just left-brained or somethin’.

      Does it make me weird that I saw your name was CookinMommy
      and I wanted to ask you for some French Toast?
  14. Geri says:

    That took me a while to get.

  15. H says:

    But it’s HelSINki, not HelsLINki

    • changeling says:

      Do you have a H url slink to that?

      • Kool-aid Kitty says:

        (H – url’y not getting the whole “pun” thing.)

        • H says:

          i’m not an idiot, yeah, i get the whole “pun” thing. when they fucking make sense.

          • Society for Omphalopsychite Rehabilitation says:
            here we go again...

            pun
            [puhn]
            –noun
            1. the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.

            No one said you were an idiot, but becoming angry and blaming
            the joke when you don't get it is not very gracious.
            (It makes you look much worse than not getting it at all would do...)
  16. The Ghost of Many says:

    Linus Torvalds will see you in Hell, slinky market-gouging operating systems!

    Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!! :twisted:

  17. Dutch Peter says:

    it doesn’t matter for americans, we europeans don’t have to know the capital of california (sacremento, i guess)

  18. ooh says:

    I thought it was hell bent or something like that hahah

  19. Maya says:

    One could argue a second pun about the devil’s playthings, as well :)

    • The Ghost of Many says:

      (The devil totally has a Slinky, but I think he’s more into playing Monopoly…)

    • WMDKitty says:

      Devil’s plaything / in my hands
      If you don’t want fun / you don’t understand
      Got a light / springy thing
      If you wanna have fun / come play with me

      /filk

      • Kool-aid Kitty says:

        ♫♪ See the spring/ in my hand
        If you’re flaming down stairs/ You’re playing in Hell ♪♫

        *kittydanzi(n)g* :D

  20. Aika says:

    The capital of Finland is Helsinki! lol

  21. geye says:

    too much of a stretch to be funny.

  22. D_Shark says:

    I’ve been playing so much Brutal Legend lately the first thing that came to mind was the Tainted Coil actually.

  23. splatman says:

    And I thought is was just devilized twist on hot springs.

    Give it a slinky Splat!

    • The Ghost of Many says:

      Don’t know how much healing and relaxation you could get out of those springs! :(

      ...the only mineral water you're likely to find is brimstone-laden  tears...
  24. Bob says:

    It really doesn’t make much sense unless you know that that flag is finland, and that the capital of finland is helsinki.

    Plus the horns and tail are really misleading

    • Society for Omphalopsychite Rehabilitation says:

      - The caption regarding Finland is a hint.
           (by way of which the inquisitive may initiate research)
      - The flag coloring is also a hint, but not necessary to the conclusion.
           (a lot of people probably don’t even notice it)
      - Horns and a tail generally lead a lot of people to think of Hell.

      So, no, you didn’t have to know all that. There are several people here who did not get the meaning at first, but took the effort to work it out, or even came up with their own funny interpretations. There are even some who admit they did not get it, but had fun with the joke after they saw an answer. On the other hand, you chose to whine about it.

      Hell is what you make it, Bob.

      • Kool-aid Kitty says:
        Whew! I can feel the flames from here...

        Yeah, Bob. I mean, I never gave enough of a damn about A Few Good Men to watch it, so when the pun came up I said “to Hell with it”, and did something else for a while. (It was a great poster mock-up and I have nothing against the movie – just not my thing.)

        I guess what I’m saying is, if you see people playing a game you don’t know, and you don’t care to learn what they find so amusing about it, just slink off somewhere and play with – er, by – yourself. ;)

        *dives into crunchy paper bag*
        Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Catbunny says:

    I’ll admit, I had to think about that one for a moment.
    picture. title. … think… title… Helsinki?…
    *facepalm*
    Good one.

  26. Ennegrecido says:

    Which reminds me of a diabolical springtime I had. It sort of stretched my patience a bit.

    • Kool-aid Kitty says:

      It wasn’t a spring break, was it?

      • Ennegrecido says:

        I wouldn’t call it that; it was more like a bouncing nightmare which emerged so suddenly. I couldn’t believe the elasticity of fate that has come upon me.

        • Kool-aid Kitty says:

          Wow. Lucky you could spring back into shape after that. Those bad experiences just make you want to coil up and hide somewhere.

          I usually end up a little scarred when I get too bouncy myself, but that's just that pesky furniture... :D 
  27. Jokipii says:

    Usually I twist “Helsinki” to “Sinkin´-in-Hell” (I live in Middle Finland)

  28. if you have to explain your pun.. its not a very clever pun…

    • Kool-aid Kitty says:

      :|
      Maybe it’s all that Sesame Street I used to watch, but I think it’s fun to learn new things while you’re laughing…

  29. langston says:

    Helsinki I’m finnish

  30. Rafael says:

    I think SMP needs subtitles or something. I, being Brazilian, took quite some time to find out that’s a slinky depicted in the picture.

  31. lolwhut? says:

    at first, i thought it was Spring Fever…

  32. jerry says:

    This was my first thought of Finland (ear worm alert!)

  33. cole says:

    Yea, I thought ‘devil’ instead of ‘hell’ too. )=

  34. The-Tallest-Hobbit says:

    So much for most people’s ideas of brainless puns. I actually had to read the comments to get it. It’s early for me, cut me some slack!

    • Society for Omphalopsychite Rehabilitation says:

      Hello, kittenish high halfling. May you be abundantly blessed with Slack.

      (You have no need to apologize – the Society commends all who happily use their brains. It is a much more productive pursuit than getting all twisted up and slinking around being mad as Hell about it.) :)

  35. mac says:

    eehhhh it kinda works…. lol

  36. Psychocat says:

    Dang…I’m an American, and I got the pun right away! I like it – it’s silly!

  37. Tgoo says:

    As a finn, this does (not) amuse me -_-

  38. Noogai says:

    Hah hah haa! Hellslinky! Oh, that’s funny as hell. And I’m from Finland,
    and I still find this very funny. And FYI, everyone, the capital of Finland
    is Helsinki. Hellslinky. So everybody, who thinks that this isn’t a pun but
    a political joke, you’re all idiots. Well, can’t blame you americans for not
    knowing this. There’s actualy a TV-commercial playing here in Finland
    showing a finish man interviewing americans and asking them, if they
    know what’s the capital of Finland. Nobody knows. But I bet there are
    some americans who DO know what is the capital, and I salute you all,
    but my point is, that most americans should totally take their lessons
    about Europe. I mean, Finland, people oughta know is atleast about
    three things. One, Paavo Nurmi, the “flying finn”. Two, sisu, we won the
    fucking russians in WWII by OURSELVES!!! And three, SANTA CLAUSE!!!
    And if not that, then four, Mika Häkkinen and Kimi Räikkönen.

    • changeling says:

      Oh what a tango web they weave, when the Finnish dance like Argentines!

    • Sister Lucy says:

      Be nice, Noogai – we’re not all idiots. It’s just that the hard-headed Americans are also the loudest Americans sometimes. I’m sure you get some of that there too.

      (besides, I’m sure there are Finns that would disagree with your “sporting” priorities for national pride as well… and you’re likely to start a hellfire-worthy flame war by claiming Santa Claus!) :D

      Hey, Noo, think fast - what's the capital of Missouri?
    • Sleevers says:

      I’m American, and I not only know what the capitol of Finland is, I know how to pronounce it correctly- and I already knew about the russians and santa claus, but paavo nurmi is someone I’m going to look up. Do you know the capitol of Georgia, USA? It’s okay if you don’t, it’s way over-rated! I saw the northern lights in Oulu one night, and they took my breath away!!

  39. Bill says:

    I was gonna say “Idle hands are the devil’s playground” but what do I know :P

  40. Schländer says:

    I don’t necessarily want to share that i didn’t know what “slinkis” are named but rather was interested to see what kind of weird-ass avatar i’d get.

  41. Sidog says:

    I like the finnish of that slinky, it kinda springs up on you.

  42. Mel says:

    Well, as i Finn…I enjoy this pun!
    And we do own Santa, everyone knows He lives in Lapland, Rovaniemi XD
    See were far more pagan than the northpole!

    • The Ghost of Many says:

      Thanks, Mel, for the Mapquest reference to Santa’s house ;)
      … and for showing us that some Finns do belong on his “Nice” list!

  43. omgcheez says:

    All the metal fans love Hell Slinky.
    ;)

  44. Peter says:

    I didn’t get it either until my friend explained it to me. It shows the flag of Finland… The capital of Finland is Helsinki… Hell-slinky because it is a slinky in hell

  45. GAK says:

    After Sliky-ing home from a day of pure hell, Bob Coiled up next to a warm fire.

  46. OLUT says:

    I can’t believe in all this time nobody has mentioned the flag is completely inaccurate! Everyone knows the dimensions are 11×18 and the blue should be 3 wide. This flag isn’t even 2 wide. No wonder the pun is so confusing.

    LOL JUST KIDDING! I laughed out loud at the pun, laughing and booing, it was so funny. So sorry the author took so much L over his extra L! You really shouldn’t be Punnished this way. At least you weren’t sent to a Punitentiary!

    Okay, I’m Finnished!


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