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This doesn’t look right, something fishy is going on…
Oh never mind, it was just a red herring.
But I swear, I thought I saw somefin.
Mrrrw? Fishy, what? Tuna, perhaps?
*looks at pic*
Got something smaller, maybe in a cute little bowl with a castle at the bottom?
You mean Phish-y?
…dOes tHe dRUMmeR uSe fISh sTIcKs?
This band has groupers.
(Roly poly fishheads.)
oH, yEaahHHhHhhh… rIGhT.
Yes, for bass-ball they would need a bas-relief picture
… and maybe a Catfish Hunter.
♫♪ Well, beat the drum & hold the pole – the sun came out today!
We’re born again, there’s new fish in the pond.
Boatin’ round, and headed for home, it’s a sunken sculptured man
Anyone can understand the way I feel… ♪♫
(put me in, coach, I’m made out of clay, today…)
Sounds kinda like a Credence* Clear Water Resuscitation …
*but I still gots visions of that fish floppin’ with Faith No More.
♫ It’s flyin’, floppin’, lying on the floor
So you play bass on it and you do it some more…
…
You want it all but you can’t have it…
Dude, help that fish, well, try to grab it…♫
♫ Now there ain’t no use to tarry, so let’s start out tonight.
We’ll spread, ah, joy; boy oh boy, honey, we’ll spread it right.
We’ll have more fun baby all way down the, um, line –
If you’ve got my money, honey, I’ve got your time. ♫
♪♫ But I’m free any old time to give what I want
I’m free to please who I choose any old time ♪♫
♪ me say nothing in this world like when a man know it’s free ♪
He’s playing the scales.
♫♪ Ooh, ooh that smell/ Can’t you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell/ A fishy stench surrounds you…
One little problem that confronts you,
got stinky clothes on your back.
Just one more wash, Lord, might do the trick.
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks. ♫
♫ You’re strumming your life away
Fish for a guitar
Go swim in some Tide today
(get that) Fish out
ofwith water ♫Use Shout, Shout, to get it all out
(those are the stains I can do without).
♫ I believe… that if you’re holding your nose all through this song
I could be wrong or have I hit a nerve?
That’s why I believe it is too late to do anything for this shirt… ♫
Fish rap?
♫♪ Step to the rhythm step step to the ride
I’ve got an open mind so why don’t you all get inside
Tune in turn on to my tuna that’s live
Ladies flock like fish to my line…
Hey Ladies, Get Funky…
(I wake up in the middle of the night – I been drinking
She really was a fish and gọddamn, it’s stinking) ♪♫
Even funnier with the video (last few seconds)…
Mondegreens really do come true.
♪♫ I think her name was Lucy but they all call her Loose
I think I saw her fishin’ on eighth and forty-deuce
The next thing she said was my place or yours?
Let’s cook some băss behind closed doors…♫♪
When did Stephen King learn to play bass?
I was thinking that too…
ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US! ^_^
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE AMP!
this looks shopped
*sarcasm* btw
Is that Stephen King?
I think it looks like King too!
That’s what I was thinking, too.
I thought it looked like him, I didn’t know if anyone else thought so. He is in a band so it is possible.
wow! I was convinced it was King as well, ‘specially since he plays guitar in a band – until someone provided the link to a cliff williams pic. incredible resemblance in that pic. others, not so much.
Isn’t that Cliff Williams from AC/DC?
lay down your riff and hang no more...http://www.elrincondelrock.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cliff_wiliams.jpg
this looks shopped
If you’re going to post lyrics, at least post AC/DC ones. I believe that is Cliff Williams in the picture
♫♪ It’s hardly upper class nice society
To insist on no-help notoriety
Makes suggestions in the ballroom
But his contribution’s small
And yet, Throw Sand imagines his the biggest balls of all ♪♫
♫ Stand up and be counted/ For what you are about to receive
‘Cause we are the dealers/ We’ll give you all the gags you need…
Hail hail to the good lines/ ’cause wit has got the right of way
You ain’t no punster, ain’t no cause/ You’re just fishin’ for today ♫
ummMMmmMm…
Del-Bon Grady: My girls, sir, they didn’t care for High Voltage at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I “corrected” them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty by feeding me to a giant fish, I “corrected” her.
Maybe, like Harry Derwent, Throw Sand is AC/DC…although he never goes for repeats on his DC side.
^would explain why he made his little snark and then DC-ppeared.
Maybe, Not.
Myself, I am a Mutant Ill-tempered Sea Bass Player.
Cliff Williams FTW!!!
Literally impossible. Everyone knows you can’t tuna fish.
… hee … but what if they attended the school of rock fish?
That’s one way they could earn their stripes, but you’d have to catch ‘em with a worm gear first.
Alright, suppose you could tuna fish — would it sound like canned muzak?
the lure of a tinny ear worm
If you put it on the washboard first, it might sound like zydeco filet gumbo.
If you take eight to the bar and get them drinking a little, you might even teach those fish to boogie woogie…
while Patty likes to rock and po' boy roll,Cathy adores a crepe suzette and a minnow e't
I suppose they could get the seafood jazz combo and split-screen the check.
er, King fish? seriously thought that was the pun…
Beep! Beep! Sarah… throw your own pun in the pond.
(They all float down here…)
gold! jerry gold!
I am pretty sure that is Stephen King playing guitar with the Rock Bottom Remainders + Photoshop.
Look closely… I think that’s Stephen King!
*sigh*
sO, iT’s nOt jUSt mE… aLL tHe inVIsiBle peOpLe tHOugHt iT tOO…
Come on now, girlie. Don’t worry about these strange people.
tHat’S nIcE misTeR bUt i •Am• sTrAnGE pEoPLe
My bass feels seaworthy.
Homestarrunner FTW
Looks like he’s playing something by Stryper
Thats my pun!
hang on one f*ckin second!!! is that who i think it is!?!?!
Real Big Fish!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!
the poor fish is probably suffocating, i feel gillty..
That melody is very catchy,
and I would bet that guitar sounds nice hooked to an amp.
A band this great needs an official fan club!