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My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Puns, Hun


funny pun photos - My Anaconda Dont Want None Unless You Got Puns, Hun

Created by: thefrogman.me Submitted by: amyowhorker via Submission Page

Favorite Comment: Punmaster Kool-aid Kitty sings,

♫♪ …That when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty taste
of a pop-up in your face
You get sprung, wanta stop the fun, ’cause you notice it’s not quite pun
Deep in the joke she’s bearin’, perplexed and I can’t stop starin’
Oh amy, I wanna get witcha and love your picture
My homeboys they may scorn me, but that joke you got is funny for me! ♪♫

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  1. Kool-aid Kitty says:

    ♫♪ …That when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty taste
    of a pop-up in your face
    You get sprung, wanta stop the fun, ’cause you notice it’s not quite pun
    Deep in the joke she’s bearin’, perplexed and I can’t stop starin’
    Oh amy, I wanna get witcha and love your picture
    My homeboys they may scorn me, but that joke you got is funny for me! ♪♫

    • Kool-aid Kitty says:

      I always find that when I’m sleepy, it is best to go somewhere quiet and take a nap. :D

      • Sister Lucy says:

        Sadly, the only comfort I can offer is a dirt nap.

        But after that, you won't have to worry about oxygen balance...
  2. Hmm, I can’t deny, but I can get close.

  3. Sarah says:

    boyfriend: “Dammit!”
    girlfriend: “What?”
    boyfriend: “I can’t get this off my screen.”
    girlfriend: “Just hit ‘Deny’.”
    boyfriend: “I-I-I I just cant!” T_T
    girlfriend: “Greg, I’m leaving you.” *-_-

  4. ZombiezuRFER says:

    Jokes for the computer literate=win

    Jokes for the computer illiterate= tales from the dark side (no monitor lights!)

  5. whiskers says:

    Baby got back (space)!

  6. Erik says:

    SO MUCH WIN.

  7. Facesucker23 says:

    Did I just shit on my own head? I think so, and now there’s poo in my nose.

  8. me says:

    made with visual basics and the warning sign is a picture

  9. IJustDenied says:

    But I can press the X.
    So I can deny it, just in my own special way.

  10. RayWilliamJohnson says:

    …That she’s fly
    we make sexy time yes and every night i tap that
    she saw me butt naked and she thinks im half black
    well ur mom’s the best the super
    M-I-L-F and she likes to otss the salad even though the aint a chef…
    Doin Your Mom- The Fatty Spins

  11. kuro says:

    You forgot the close button.

  12. Ethan says:

    Kudos to you, amyowhorker! This is one funny pic.

  13. SPECIALKSYNDROM says:

    I don’t get it

  14. AmEv says:

    Well, I may not be able to deny….

    BUT I can close out.

  15. The Ghost of Many says:

    Hey, Gracie – sorry we lost you in the vortex. :(

    FYI, this one is picky about "new" commenters - including any little change of name
    or email address, or even addition of a website, I think... If ya come back, use the
    same tag you did today & it should show up. (Or twiddle your thumbs for a while.) ;P
  16. Plus, in my case a little weekend getaway ends up leaving me a little behind.
    *Starts walking around in circles staring backwards*
    All this spinning leaves me with a bit of vertailgo, and flushed cheeks. :oops:

    *Squeezes Gracie*
  17. The Ghost of Many says:

    ^ chasing his own tail. :P

    Bad cat influence?
  18. I’d answer that question, though my tongue seems to be caught.

  19. The Ghost of Many says:

    Now that is a bummer. :D

  20. I thought this was as good of place as any to check if
    font color changing was possible... perhaps not... :oops:  
  21. The Ghost of Many says:

    ^ (test-ass-rosa) hmmmm…
    Hindsight is ff00ff.

    I see you blushing, though. ;) 
  22. Are you saying that there’s no Fushia in testing colors?
    It seems that they don’t allow that code at all. :\

    It's a blushing crow to my eagle.
  23. The Ghost of Many says:

    I don’t think it’s just that code, no.

     ...perhaps the TMI service might help, should its representative
    decide to swoop by.
  24. The Ghost of Many says:
    ...that made no sense.
    I am discombobulated by the discoloration.
    There's probably a code somewhere, just not that one.
  25. I’m just experimenting in case we ever wanted secret text when dealing with trolls…

    Perhaps if we trying it in such a way as to have a secret phrase, and then overlap the end of the pre field so that you can only read it if you view the source?

    :P

  26. The Ghost of Many says:

    It would have the added bonus of driving them up the proverbial wall.

                                                                                ...but they'd still make asses of themselves!
  27. The Ghost of Many says:
                      (btw, spaces work here.)
  28. Hmm, this could be useful… :twisted:

                                                                                                                               Just how many spaces does it take though?
  29. The Ghost of Many says:
                                                                                                                              ...I see nothing but the light of opportunity shining in your eyes...
  30.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hopefully it doesn't automatically adjust so that some text is visible.
  31. The Ghost of Many says:
                                                                                                                                       I think it depends on your own font view and size settings. I don't see past a typed line and a third, while your completions seem to hint at a longer visible string. (We'd have to keep in mind that the curious could always see if they put their minds to it, anyway.)
  32. Good point, so even if we have some fun with it, we do have to be careful                                                                       in not posting stuff that we would not want others to see. Though we can use this as a tool for some real fun...
  33. The Ghost of Many says:

    I’d say we’d have to find a way to work around the visible spectrum.

                                                                                                                                         ...To keep the peekers from getting any idea that they are missing out on anything. Besides, a lot of the naughty play serves the performance, does it not?
  34. Naughty play definitely a good edition, but I think there are other things that could be fun to hide in there.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ah! *Covers up* Stop looking at my source code! Teehee
  35. The Ghost of Many says:

    When you talk about hiding stuff in there, it makes me turn colors. :oops:

                                                                                                                                                       Monkey-boys always look! (And again, maybe some little baboons as well, so still with the limits.)
  36. BTW, I can still see the monkey. :shock:

  37. Kool-aid Kitty says:

    :shock: Who are you callin’ a monkey?! :P

                                                                                                                                                                                           One pre in and two lines over, Kitty's hiding in the clover!
  38. The Ghost of Many says:

    Quit monkeying around and we’ll quit calling you one! :P

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ...considering that you and I have different tolerances here, we probably need to consider the possibility that people, say, using wide-screen/dual-screen are going to see even more? Not sure how to get a measurement on that. I'd hate to think we thought we were being all sneaky while some goon with too much tech was spilling his popcorn...
  39. Hmm… see, that’s where the background colored text would serve the best purpose.

  40. The Ghost of Many says:

    Different solution, same problem…

    depending on  home settings, it may or may not look that way.
  41. I see what you mean.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I merely jump from tangent to tangent. Let's not worry about those people an just use this how we please. :D 
  42. The Ghost of Many says:

    You’re a smart boy, that way. That’s why I likes you so much. ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Fine by me, darlin'. It's not like I have any shame anyway. ;p

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