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that is the oddest form of a fire blanket i’ve ever seen….
I think he’s gonna zap it with a lightening bolt, like in the song …
♪ baby, baby, lightening my fire ♪
OMG, It’s “Come on baby, light my fire”. I hate when lyrics from good bands are butchered.
You could be suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning – you seem to be terribly confused about where you are.
big time…
Considering the kind of things Morrison was inhaling, and his inclination for ad libbing, he may easily have sung it that other way too.
*eye twitch* don’t want to think about that…
{Perhaps the Lizard King mistook himself for a salamander, dancing in the fire never to be consumed.}
Come on, baby, lightening up.
He does seem excessively alarmed.
..."for man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern"...How very Perceptive.
‘HeteroJon’ is probably alarmed by anything that flames much.
Brilliant, if the fire is fat it’ll be too lazy to climb the stairs to chase you.
thar’s one way to burn off some weight.
♫ There has got to be a stairway
Burning down the house … ♫
… step by step …
10 steps down, and run as fast as you can back up.
We don’t need no water, let the carpet-runner burn!
I guess that’s what you get being smokin’ bare on a rug.
Well, we can’t let the thread go bare.
Be smokin’ if you got ‘em.
…or be cool and smoky if you’re on the wind.
*cough* too… much… smoke *cough*
Must be all that green wood burning.
if it’s used in construction, it shouldn’t be green anymore *cough*
I tread to think a song could stoop so low……
But then again, I’m just railing!
I’ll let it slide this time, but you need to step it up a little, sweetie.
“She walks in beauty, like the night
Of smokeless climbs and stairy skies……”
And all that’s left of carpets bright
Blows to the sidewalk ‘fore our eyes
This tail is tender, singed, afright
What heaven to such a fire survive.
{One blaze the more, one stairway less,
Has half impair’d the fluffness’ grace
Which waves in every rainbow tress,
As softly, kitten covers her face.}
Okay, who singed the cat?
nice one, btw
Only you can prevent fire escapes from escaping fires!
Can’t you also prevent the fire from escaping from the escapees?
It can hardly re-fuse.
(Smokey the Mecha-Safety Officer’s gonna need a new gig.)
(They only built him because Godzilla kept tromping on the gas lines.)
*stares*
Those giant monsters can have some explosive tempers, with disastrous results.
Ro,dan someone has to clean it all up. Someone should get a Gamera and take pictures for the insurance.
They’d better Ghidorah-dy to shell out some serious cash for it!
… let’s hope he hath not lain up his treasure where Mothra and dust doth corrupt.
For where your treasure is, there will your Megalon be also.
… and your Jet Jaguar will follow.
♫ And she’s plying the stairway……..
♪ To Kelvin………… ♪
♫♪ There’s a lady who goes
Down a ladder that folds
‘Cause some guy’s using the stairway
To beat flames. ♪♫
Led Stepplin?
Step n Wolf??
♫♪ All this smoke is frightening, Where’s the stairs?, I wonder,
Runnin’ like the wind, From the flamin’ roof I’m under
Some dummy went and made it happen, Set a big fire in this place
Got all the floors going at once, And the stairwell’s open space… ♪♫
Every time someone does the electric slide, something catches on fire….
We didn’t start the fire, it was always burnin since the world’s been turnin
nice one…
Its a staircase of fire.
“in case of fire, use giant lego blocks.”
Step 1 : Collect blocks from “Fireproof” series
Step 2: Stack blocks like stairs
Step 3: Play Whack-A-Mole with fire
Step 4: …..
“….Dance in victory.”
“Blaze of Glory”
“Jovi’al Bon Fire”
Shoudn’t the title be “But the stairs are flammable”?
When a staircase ignites, do we then call it a “case of fire”?