Submitted by: CaitlinD
Tacos are for everyone. Stop being such a size-ist. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Punmaster Rally quotes Invader Zim, “But I NEEEEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes…”
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The owner should be charged with a stature-tory crime!
it wouldn’t go very far in a Small Claims Court…
You’re making a big deal out of nothing.
But now the judge mental type has issued a curt order … for tall short order staff …. which may be a tall order!
(… that should get the taco house in some kind of order)
Unfortunately, you must be this tall to get a lunch ticket.
What is this, a restaurant or a carne-val?!
I think there’s asada both in it, really.
it could get a little long in the tooth after a while…
I feel like this is the big-enning of a long process, I hope they don’t get a short-fused judge, they might get in big trouble and go to jail along with acriminals of a higher stature.
Size him!!
Wt: 130
Ht: 3ft 8in
That’s a little blunt don’t you think? (i mean literally. 3′ 8″?)
I heard a lot of businesses were cutting corners, but this is crazy.
but now they’re closed and nobody’s round
I’d say in that quesa-dilla have a good excuse.
heh … bread ‘n’ circles
You think they’d go so far – ta-mal-e-very one of the staff?
They really need to pas-te-less tall people a break.
So if they’re short of staff, does that mean their tacos become taquitos?
Taquititos is more like it
that was kinda crumby… :/
Kinda short-tempered, arent you?
eh.. minor internet issue right now…. it’ll be sorted out in short order…
I hope Crowbar isnt here to judge me
Lettuce hope he isn’t onion us right now, watching…
Don’t worry, you can say “my comments are nacho business anyhow!”
He’d certainly get a chili response, or maybe just some serious heat.
Yay! Kool Kat is here! taco for you!
Aww… you’re putting arroz-y glow in my cheeks.
a rice to the heights!
a racy to the hots!
Race ya to the hot sauce!
*kittyrun!!!
I got a frijole mess of ‘em, shiny…
(You con pollo heart out all you want.)
Huevo’nly begun to hatch this pun.
If he was, he’d have to wrench himself out of some hard-shell trouble.
That’s what he gets for giving everybody that lame sauce.
Short staff are hard to find!!!!
That’s why they’ve given us this short notice!!!!
it’s kind mini-mal isn’t it?
I think it’s a sign of the shrinking economy.
Unfair business policies should still be under scru-tiny.
The midge-ority of fast food owners do tend to be short-sighted.
You know, it’salsa same to them as long as they get their profits.
You know, if they paid a bitty attention to their staff they might not have to cerveza rotating door for employees.
You’d think they were trying tequila guy, the way they organize those rotating shifts. Someone’s likely to short break something!
You can chocolate of it up to tall dreams and short-gain priorities.
I’ll yield the flor de Jamaica good point.
This store under new management: for questions call Myron Reducto.
XD … wow kitty kat…
It’s more than a weensy bit appropriate for the circumstantial evidence.
I couldn’t help myself – dat shorty just too foin!
this pun should be on the Monday throu Friday website, shame on you not knowing what you doing
This *pun* is on a *pun* site; shame on you not knowing that you’re trolling.
But I NEEEEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes…
LATER:
R.I.P.: Too much tacos.
Win.
GIR QUOTE WIN! Don’t forget the large Classic Poop!
From
~GIR
XP the sign needs to say that
Isnt this a hacked IRL and not a pun?
it’s a literal pun. because he’s taking the word short literally, in a way that was not intended but still works within the boundaries of the word, making it punny. it’s ALSO a IRL hack.
Any short-order cooks out there? Looks like they might be hiring…
You guys are all itiots…the owner wasn’t referring to the people being short…He meant he didn’t have enough people to work that day..so he didn’t open the restaurant…OMG are you kidding me
Must…resist…feeding..the troll… >.<