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Judging from the shape it could be considered a wrecked angle.
And I think there’s some rhombus room.
There is now that we got Poly gone!
Is this talk like a parrot day?
Then I’ll speak out of four sides of my mouth:
“You wrecked a line, arr!!”
♫♪ I’m sailing away
Set an open course for the broken tree… ♫
♫♪ …and I’ve got to be free
Free to twist the limbs that have sprung from me… ♪♫
Don’t go near it! From a closer angle, it could be a träp(ezoid)!
there’s some round reason to that logic…
In order to get real perspective, you have to come full circle.
radial thinking is more helpful…. lets you look at things from every angle…
You’re just trying to vex-tor me, aren’t ya?
In-variable-y …
1.7320508
(The square root of tree…….)
Right* — and I suppose now you’re gonna tell us pi are square.
and the other trees always teased him for being a square…
What do you expact? Their roots just weren’t that deep.
it became considered Tree-son for them to maple fun of each other…. it soon became oak-lawed…
It’s about time they spruced up their axis and seed a better way.
it fell when someone tried to Scale- it… I guess it didn’t help that it was already -lene-ing…
If a tree scales in the forest, and a whole bunch of other trees do too, does it make an oakestral sound?
Willow you help me figure that C-minor problem out?
If a tree square dances in the forest, and nobody hears the tune, does it make a round?
Do-Si-Do it to a fiddle?
I don’t know. I guess I’m stumped.
yeah … it ‘pears to be a do-si-doozie
hey, it takes 2 to Tango, and everybody ends up walking the Line (dance) at some point…
Dosey-do it wheel-y matter, or are you just fiddling a round?
heh … looks like you gotta a dancin’ companion ^^
… y’all should bough to your pardners
Watch yourself, you ornery rattlesnake, or I’ll scale you instead!
Shall we spin around and mark some time?
(I don’t think you can swing from that tree anymore.)
eh… that’s fine.. no good music playing anyway…
… fiddle sticks …
… drum roll please….
I’d rather knot.
that’s the woodpecker’s job anyways…
Tapping out a smooth angular
beatbeak?Kinda looks like some kind of Ent yoga exercise!!!
I don’t see how people can do that… getting bent out of shape just doesn’t seem like exercise…
Do you think this downward dog-wood bark?
i willow not try to guess…. it seems like i could get tree-mendously confused…
Aww, it’s good for your limbs to triangles you aren’t used to.
oh yeah… good plan Ghost… put me out on a branch… i think i’ll just stick the way i am for the thyme being…
Oregano get all twisted up over the postures I’m taking?
i have to admit it… i’m stumped… I saw what you did there, but leaf-ing me to try it for myself just ends up tangling me up and leaving me bushed…
Maybe you should try to Sukh-asana’s up slowly, like a plant drinking from its roots.
For some of us, cat poses come easiest; I guaran-tree it.
iF yOU StaNd oN yOuR hEAd, iT stIMulAteS yoUR rOoTs anD maKeS YoUR hAiR — oR fUr — gRoW.
... and if I sand in the eyes in your candy-colored head, dear sister, we can clown together in dreams ...eYeS sAnd… umMmmMMmm… sOmeTHinG eLSe.
^ Two entities with a talent for turning the world on its head.
the wooden bridge pose?
(That poses the question: if an Ent falls in the forest, do the other Ents herd that?)
nah… they just leaf him alone…
he doesn’t have proper a-line-ment….
Hip yogic principle: what goes round becomes un-square
In deed?
In car nation, square deal gets you again and again.
♫♪ Don’t want tonight
If the hips don’t lie
In the given parameters… ♫
I AM SURE that is an IMAGINARY ROOT.
Don’t worry, you don’t have a complex – I see it too.
He was always berooted for being such a square. He thought everyone had ulterior motives and was working some sort of quadr-angle to get something for nothing.
I f-ing love this!
I pLaNtED a LOgiC tReE oNce, bUt tHeN I LOsT iT.
*sIGh*
... have you looked under your doggie's leg?...Maybe if you circle the square you’ll get to the root of the problem.
Wood you like to see how it can help your back with lumber support?
That’s not a square.
… yeah, it’s more of a root tangle.
This is the Square Root of a Natural Log, of course.
My vote: Best Pun so far.
I have to say, your comment is the best one of all – it really gets right to the root of the matter! Excellent!
Square? No. Rectangular? Yes, but square? No.
This is therefore the rectangular root of tree. Wicked.
Wooden frame not needed for picture.