♫♪ And I don’t understand why you’d buy an SUV
It’s only falsely secure van-ity, and the price tag’s far from free
But they will not listen, they do not know how,
They’re driving inefficient cows. ♫
...Most of the members of the convent were old-fashioned Satanists, like their parents and grandparents before them. They'd been brought up to it and weren't, when you got right down to it, particularly evil. Human beings mostly aren't. They just get carried away by new ideas, like dressing up in jackboots and shooting people, or dressing up in white sheets and lynching people, or dressing up in tie-dye jeans and playing guitars at people...
Ought to be a box car.
*plots out tracks*
EVenntually, the two will merge at an intersection, and… oh, wait, that’s called a luxury SUV.
Yeah, that project already got a green light from the car designers
With a green light on a starry night then will van go.
♫♪ And I don’t understand why you’d buy an SUV
It’s only falsely secure van-ity, and the price tag’s far from free
But they will not listen, they do not know how,
They’re driving inefficient cows. ♫
Venn will they ever learn?
(I guess they’re just set in their common ways.)
You know, if I have to click through the comments to try to understand these then the pun has failed. This one was LAME.
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Woot! Thx for delicious sauce.
Ummm isn’t it called a “venn diagram”?
But that wouldn’t be as PUNNY!
I bought that shirt.
But have you venn there, done that?
Where’s the “groovy paint job/shag carpet” option?
Ruh-ro — sounds like an invitation for the magical mystery machine to come take you away
“magical mystery machine” = regular 70s van on LSD …..
Sounds like a Scooby-Dooby Don’t.
he’s got a reservation
*roll up, roll up, the window pane*
(^ where’d my little green dude go?) ookay… where’s the map, I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque….
(You’ve got to lay off the Scooby Snacks.)
haven’t changed my email… and i need the ruff-age….
Well, that is a mystery – better hunt for clues and figure it out!
eh… i’m not worried about it… just liked my little green dude… now i have to get used to the flying turd…
~
Good Omens
That’s a very Loquacious statement, dear, but I think you may be taking ad-van-tage of the context a little.
(I get the feeling that last group gives him the creepy-Crawlies more than the other ones.)
Its a Nice and Accurate statement, you really have your finger on the Pulsifer there
That’s a Nutter way to Device a prophetic pun.
Anathema-ost im-portent thing, really.
Wytch is prettye nyfe.
Oh okay. So cargo in the box.