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Prababry da best der iz!, Mr. E. Fudd
Our brand is 100% tuna-free.
… with unbeached flounder.
Cod I get a cup of that?
Would you like me to cut a cod caper, as well?
are you trying to bait me?
Now, would I do that to a chum?
Only if you’ve got the (fish) guts.
or the stomach that is re-squid-ired for it…
Otherwise you’ll be called an Octo… nah, too easy.
8 kids: don’t be talkin’ bout you-know-who that way!
This is what it sounds like, when dolphins cry.
(a.k.a., cross porpoises)
From the porpoise mill? Doesn’t that defeat the porpoise?
it defeats around 100 every day
(de-fins)
The pun is a win! Mental image is sadness
I gave a donation to the Porpoise De-fins Fund, without knowing…
Don’t feel guilty, these fishy organizations are halibut hiding their true goals.
We shark-ould use some better ways to fish out a worthy charity.
I think that falls under a more political forum… We’d need to go under D C to get any attention there…
♫♪ Somewhere, under DC, there’s puns waiting for me
My porpoise stands on golden sand-
wich bread, while the ships go sailin’… ♫
The Beatles, and Kermit, would approve
and possibly, Ariel and Sebastian…
Oh….you’re right….
It’s Beyond me to tell, really… Sinatra problem anyway if you Darin other interpretation.
Like royal princes being heald against their will in a small African country.
to celebrate — I’ll porpoise a toast
you’ll have to wait for the dough to rise first….
You’ll Sea Worlds of difference in your baking!
This product is fake. It’s a total Shamu.
The bakeries trying to place orders are gonna Flipper.
We’ll need salmon to clean up the mess.
(M)anta ray of hope to cheer us up.
Our key to success?
Echo … echo … echo … Location … location … location …
^ Same old whale-song and dance…
Never Bromated? — like, always a bromance, never a bromide?
It’s always the pretty ones
Cartman: …pretty tasty on some rye bread with mayonnaise!
Can I have that with anchovies?
only if you’d like to sar-dine alone…
My culinary tastes are being floundered here, I feel.
I think he’s trying trying to avoid that breath of fish-sea air.
I’ll wave good-bye, and go brush with Crest.
… after the feed trough, the brush off …
Ebb-solutely. Make sure to get all the hard-to-reach surf-aces!
You flo some, you water jet some.
Maybe Sea-Doo, maybe sea-don’t.
Scuba do!
I guess we’re dolphinished with the puns,
Too bad that’s a dolphin, not a porpoise..they’re rather different.
I call fail!
You are confused about your current location. Please redirect to http://failblog.org/ .
There’s a picture of a baby on Gerber foods – that doesn’t mean that’s what it’s made of.
Schwing!
Total snap, to Ghost!
Same can be said about the main ingredient in Girl Guide Cookies. They’re not made of….
you mean Girl Scout Cookies, right?
Google images…there really are, or, were, Girl Guide cookies
Ghost of Many, that is true. However, dolphins have -nothing- to do with this. At least with Gerber, it’s at least -for- babies. This would be like Gerber slapping a picture of a kitten on the label, unrelated.
And I don’t beleive I am confused as to the location on this picture…however, I think that the original poster may be. They must have gotten lost…there are so many Cheezburger affiliates now!
no offense meant, but this was posted for it’s quality as a pun, not to debate the accuracy of the picture….
[Soylent grain is porpoise.]
Yeah, spend to day finding all the fail on the planet, of have fun here-exercising our grey matter. Finding a fail is easy. Finding a pun….well!
Fee fi fo fin . . .
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fin
*flipper clap*
So long, and thanks for all the breaded fish.
Does no one notice that that’s a DOLPHIN, not a porpoise?