No doubts about it: First Gen puts the “OG” in iPod. And yeah, I went there. – Matty Malaprop
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iPod I told you punks to stay out of ears shot… I’m gonna have to get my Sonic Broom to clear this mess up!
Later, bored, they play(ed)list(lessly) together.
But, really, if nobody dosen’t see you not multitasking, are you really, not multitasking
If an iPod loses his buds, does he make a sound, or just whimper in a corner?
ipod is well socially connected; I know he’ll find new buds soon!
…and then he’ll feel fully recharged.
They caled him Lythium……for more than one reason.
He was charged with carbonate salts and battery?
As part of his conditional release, he had to attend AA.
Otherwise he’d end up in cell-block D.
And decided he didn’t have to C it.
Because he really couldn’t en-Duracell.
Because being a red head, he’d be doing time known as Coppertop.
And his cellmate would be pounding on him like the Energizer bunny.
OOOooooouch!
iPod’s journal entry:
Dear diary, I just don’t know what to do about Bubba. He just keeps going, and going, and going…
With that, he closed his diary and went to buy some nice Chinese batteries.
My moms says iPods are just another way to waste time and ignore her, but I know she’s just a player hater.
Then she turned on her disk man and left for her morning jog.
C-Dese things are just too old-school. (Sounds like more of a skip.)
Lalala, I can’t hear you with the fab tunes coming from my walk man!
Now you’re gonna cassette me to rolling and laughing again…
No need; I have 78 lovely didies, currently off the top 100 list that I can play you on my stereo.
(Is that how many revolutions per minute we should be making while rolling on the floor?)
Glad you like
You’re turning some serious tables on the digital age when you break out the old Vict(o)rola…
Those are fight-ng words, Dear! Me and my hypsicord are ready to take you on!!
Sorry about that, my master’s voice was blocking out my ability to hear you correctly.
(Guess you had to state that for the record…)
Fido backs me up. (Good doggy, here’s a treat)
Doggy needs to get a tin horn, RCA veterinarian about his ear problems.
Well for a dog who’s, what, 90? by now, he’s doing pretty well.
*tilts head* Eh? woof?
That’s OK, boy, as I slip on his dog-custom made ipod. (They must exist…)
*image of head-bobbing 19th century dog*
That canis silliness must cause a lupus in the space-time continuum.
Or just one of those novelty toys people put in their back window space.
iPods turn everybody into bobbleheads…
But, an Apple a day is supposed to be a good thing, no?
Now you’re just Mac-ing excuses.
I guess I could pull out my Sony tape recorder….wait….how far am I expected to get from the front door on a yard and a half or cord?
You could take a wind-up phonograph in your little red wagon…
Got a problem? See Ghost. She’ll fix it!
I think having Ghost fix my little red wagon is a wheely spooky proposition.
How to un-bore a weekend
^^ Also needs a tune-up for her tricked-out Big Wheel…
So, it’s a bit spooky for a specter to service your spokes, you say?
Maybe she just doesn’t like it when I rattle the chains.
One can be incredibly brave from there
*under the couch*
*using a little plastic flashlight to re-write hiss-tory*
Kitties; they really CAN operate our everyday devices
Am I the only one who finds “Matty Malaprop” incredibly irritating?
I don’t know if irritating is the word, but sometimes I think Matty is listening to a separate playlist from the rest of us.
Matty tries..
It’s just that reading through the entries and seeing “blah blah blah. -Matty Malaprop” on every single one makes me clench my teeth. What’s the point of it?
I think it’s his job to insert a comment where there is none.
Like MsFit-it, I thought they were on a payroll, or at least had an in with the site…….WE don’t have access to that little space, so…I figured they knew something we didn’t.
Well, yeah, they’re Cheezburger staff, but that doesn’t mean they have to make their own comment… just if they want to.
OK.
Matty Malaprop is not funny.
Not too bud… err… bad.
Err… play on, playa!