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“She kisses like a stripper”
This Beer CAN is flat. Not punny at all.
the joke being, that a beer can be flat, like not bubbly, and flat as in actually flat. here its literal… its called a pun
Yes, but this is not a picture of flat beer. This is a picture of a flat can.
explain how you would show flat beer then… a flat beer can is the best representation, dont worry, its ok
Careful feeding the trolls…………..
The young Bud needs to grow a bit Weiser!
*Note to Bert* Notice the juxtaposition of the words “Bud” and “Weiser” in my sentence – as in the American beer, “Budweiser”. Ooops, my apologies!!! The flat can is green in color, thereby negating the humorous and punworthy effect of “Budweiser”, which of course, is red and white in color. I should have been more concise in my assessment that it could possibly be an O’Doul’s beer can, assuming of course that this picture of a flat can was taken in America – I’m not sure what flat green cans are indicitave of in other countries. On the other hand, beer can have a “green” taste to it – a sign that it was not aged properly during fermentation – but that wasn’t included in the initial pun.
Hmmmm……….
How about:
“This picture of a flattened green can that formerly contained a possible fermented alcoholic beverage could invoke in some people the humorous duality of both – the can AND the beer that it possibly contained – to have attained the same qualities of being “flat” as well as “green”!
Never mind. Please recycle aluminum cans to protect the environment and resources.
I have reevaluated the available evidence and revised my thesis.
Apparently bertbad is:
1 – 8 years old, not 12,
2 – struggling with a developmental disability, and/or
3 – intent on being obnoxious
Of course, it’s always sad to see such negative attention-seeking, thus we should encourage him to take more positive actions.
▲▲▲ Poster Child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome awareness
I like point 1 of Ghost’s assesment; I believe our young friend cound benefit from some time outdoors/park/woods/nature…(Read, internet free area)
(Boy, don’t you just hate it when people burst your bubble?)
Nothing worse than beer this flat!
It could be warm too…