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Well would you look at that! I found Nemo! … to be quite delicious with a dash of wasabi. – Matty Malaprop

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  1. BlackDragon says:

    When I first saw this I though to myself: “old and not a pun”
    Then I read the last line, and I loled.

  2. nfeld says:

    That’s not Nemo, just saying.

  3. Sammi says:

    How is this a pun?

  4. WinterView77 says:

    Found him!

  5. Scott says:

    There is only one problem with said theory. That is not Nemo. It’s Marlin.

  6. victo says:

    Dear Ghost, hope this finds you in good spirits. I was wondering about your opinion as per second sentance of imillard, 4th word from end. Surprised comment was not moderated.
    V

    • The Ghost of Many says:
      The filters have no brain, or morals, or decorum. They are an automated system 
      based (we theorize) on most-common spam hits or something like that. They have 
      little to do with what will offend whom, aside from statistically high-use "hate" 
      words. More likely they are the ones that spammers use most often to clog up sites. 
      Hence, as we've tried to explain, there are only *certain* words that hit the filters, 
      based on some list that some company generated. If it doesn't hit the filters, it 
      never goes to mod, and unless someone complains it is not subject to review.
      (Don't be a cùnt about it imillard - she's just learning about the wonders of the internetz.) :P 
      • victo says:

        Perhaps I failed to appreciate what was intended as a comical addition to the thread. I’m the one to lose out, then. I was surprised to find a blatant reference to oral séx in a forum concerning a Disney character.

        • The Ghost of Many says:
          You're going to see some of the younger people enjoying their freedom a bit here.
          They don't do subtlety much, or really think about/care who else might be reading.
          • victo says:

            Yeah, I realize it’s up to me to relax especially as the crowd has youthified (a very nice word in French) of late so either I get hip or exit, or turn a blind eye…
            I was surprised. Because I hadn’t seen anything of the type from you and yours.
            Thanks for checking in with me; I’ll be back tomorrow; teen’s homework calls.

        • The Ghost of Many says:

          It’s enough to start a-query-”um, just what kind of site is this anyway?” :(

          And what is the little plastic diver doing to that girl?!
        • Kool-aid Kitty says:
          You just described the combination of traits that makes some people 
          *least* likely to want to take your advice. :|  

          It would be pretty fishy if they did.

          Besides, anyone can reproach people - they do it all the time here.
          • victo says:

            Yeah, I was just getting used to the lack of reproach thanks to yourself et al, since I’d joined.

            • Sister Lucy says:

              {If you’re going to be on the internet, it’s best to get used to some people being a little wet behind the ears.}

              Don't let them make you feel gill-ty about not being juvenile enough.
  7. Kool-aid Kitty says:
    I beg your pardon?!

    I see in the dark what you didn’t consider, there. :|

  8. vlasta says:

    Saw something similar in my German class:
    “Wir finden Nemo.
    Nemo wird gefunden.”


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