What? It’s a much better medical tool than a paw print or a copy cat. – Matty Malaprop
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well, and afterwards you get a copy-cat
…and thus began the most low budget pay-per-visit furry site EVER.
Okay, but I’m pretty sure the FBI will get you for posting Kitty pörn.
“Just the fax, ma’am………
How much influence do these scans have on the reproduction rate?”
“Next thing you know, your a strung out feline – standing on the corner, flipping your tail at the toms, all just to score some toner……..pretty soon you’re crossing the line into the interspecies world of PET scans.
Don’t you remember this happened to your old friends – Cat and Dulpi-cat????
Ladies and gentlemen, the Repli-Kitty 3000.
Don’t forget the software. CopyCat 2.5
The only problem is the upgrades take fur-ever…
Yeah, and the pop-up’s just whisker-way any extra speed you get.
And if you dewclaw your way through the wizard successfully, you have to hope it saves – or else you’ll have to start over from scratch.
And they said it would be pur-fect. What a CATastrophe
I’ve got a feline the conversation could get grainy from here.
We could always try to make a resolution to clean it up.
Pixellittlelate for that, I think.
Dude, I totally told Cousin Fluffy that was NOT a tanning bed… *facepaw*
Nor a litter box…
sH3 hASn’T EVen
surFAcE yEt.
She knows better than to damage her favourit new toy!
Facepalm! Of course, where was my head? No loved toy is undamaged.
♪♫ Let me tell you how it will be;
jpeg for you, a gif for me.
‘Cause I’m the CAT Scan,
Yeah, I’m the CAT Scan. ♪♫
♪♫ Should five per cent appear too small,
I’ll just resize the picture y’all.
‘Cause I’m the CAT Scan,
Yeah, I’m the CAT Scan. ♪♫
(And you work for no one but Kitt-ee) ♪♫
♫♪ If you try to copy, I’ll scan each sheet,
If you want jpeg’s, I can’t be beat,
If you scan too much, it overheats,
And just to goof off, I’ll scan my feet.
Cat Scan! ♪♫
♪♫ And the cat’s in the scanner
with the silver glass,
Little room left – tryin’ to copy his *ss! ♪♫
When’s it gonna render – son I don’t know when
But he’ll make a Siamese twin, Yeah! ♪♫
You know he’ll make a Siamese twin!
♫♪ Well the scanner glass is just streaked with fur
And almost all the toner is gone
And you’ve thrown away a ream of attempts to get it
So you have it straight on…
But the scan gets strained and the streaks remain
With the squirming of a cat at play
You know sometime you’re bound to clean that fur
But for now you’ve got a copy
Of the rear of the cat. ♪♫
Tushy, Madame…………Touche’
Bravissima!
wiGggGggGggGgLlllLleD aWAyyyYYyyyyyyyyyYyyyyyyYyy…
uP a tRE3 aND I hAd t0 maKE a FIRemAn t0 brINg iT d0wNNNnNNnnn
Always keep your tales in check
*wiggles tail*
√ check.
What a minute….where’s MY tail??
I’ll borrow one from the donkey on the wall; he’s got about 10 anyways.
That would be a bray-ve fashion statement.
Now admit it….would you rather a paper tail or waffel pants…?
Umm. No.
Oh just great, Kitty….
Now I’m gonna have that tune in my head all night, and be chuckling like a retard each time I think of the “Rear of the Cat”
(Not to mention the little keyboard riff after that)
Wierd Al has got a run for his money!
Mwah-hah-hah-haaaahhh.. a-hem!
I mean, mrowr-mrowr-mrowr-mroooooowwww!!!
♫♪ The luna-Kitty’s in your head… ♪♫
♫♪ You raise the game,
You make the pun.
You make this site so much dang fun!
♫♪ You rock! (adored),
Your lyrics are the key.
There’s punning in my head
But it’s not me!! ♫♪♫♪
♫♪ And if the crowd FIRSTS! thunder in your ear
You shout “More fun and puns, please, dear”,
The Kitty hand begins farce-playing with the tunes
I’ll be here having larks under the moon. ♪♫
(I have become com-fur-tably dumbfounded…)
Variation on a theme: http://cheezburger.com/View/1286155520
Surely this is a cat scan?
um………yes……..as in, the caption at the top saying
“Cat Scan”…….
Cat lovers watch this
No kitten’, these things are fur real. They determine if someone is having a catatonic episode. It can be quite cathartic, but using it requires to read between fe-lines.