
But for the love of god, you absolutely MUST NOT open her box. It’s full of singing maps and talking backpacks and terrible Spanglish singalong songs that no sober person in the world should ever be subjected to! – Matty Malaprop
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At first I thought this was something to do with Avatar, then I saw that it was about Dora the Explorer.
Dora goes deep undercover for the Spanish secret service to track down the location of the much saught after PAndora’s Box.
Make sure you keep Pedobear away from her box.
I don’t get it. Ailuropoda melanoleuca isn’t even in the same family as Pan troglodytes.
If you open the right box on the internet, anything can happen
Wait…. did you just call Dora a chimpanzee?
My initial assumption was that this would have been a joke about the genus of the Chimpanzee. Hence the binomial name Pan dora.
But I was wrong, and it made me sad.
is it wrong that this turned me on
pobre de vos! aguante dora la exploradora!
Great work! Keep it coming!
You know, in the Netherlands she teaches English.
I don’t really know how to call mangled Dutch-English though. Dunglish?