Ewwww, and they’re all green and lumpy and squishy! – Matty Malaprop
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This Woman Has Herpes!
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but she has a peautiful face…
Hey, look, I’m just da waiter in dis joint….
Da chick wanted peas, and I said “We don’t got no chick-peas, only green peas”.
She says to me “look, wise guy, I don’t care about no Save Da Whales bunch of crazies, just give me da regular peas!!”
Herpes it is den………
(music notes) (alternate of he eats his peas with honey)
She has herpes, you dummy
So don’t make her your wife
She dosen’t think it’s funny
It’s kinda changed her life
Took me a few soconds to process, then I LOL’d…yeah
Your not alone… I actually went looking for the Herpes in the pick until it clicked…
Not funny,
MUST TRY HARDER
You cannot be harder
…and eats them too?
I HEARD YOU HAS HERPES
I KINDA HAS HERPES TOO
…Oh, wait, I get it now, never mind. No herpes to see here move along.
OMG just rest in peas for that…
And I’d still hit it.
I’m nasty like that.