Favorite Comment: “Enough! These bull puns are going to taurus apart!” – jdc311, Who Grabs Life by the Horns
Click the jump to see the answer key! – Matty Malaprop
1.) Able
2.) Gullible
3.) Cannibal
4.) Parable
5.) Fable
6.) Bully
7.) Abominable
8.) Bible
9.) Noble
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Fey-bull. *snicker*
Little Red Hide and Hooves?
what to you call a cow thats easy in bed? do-a-bull
This was a bunch of bull.
You took the pun by the horns!
It’s good to see that you’re not cowed by the subject! Many people just moove it along to avoid having to hoof it to the board and tell such a tail. At least, that’s what I’ve herd from a couple of my friends. They were so mad about it, they were seeing red. It’s a toro-bull thing, really.
RavenMad, your comment is a pen full of win!
A win pen full of bull puns?
A pun run taking bulls to school from a feather quill of a nether will?
A host of ghosts who coast along, making by at idle tries to oust a raven of the house?
At most, I toast your wingèd posts. I’d never endeavor to loose you from your roost!
The raven seen wavin’ her black tippéd wing
Did strongly, surprisingly begin to sing!
The song she sings is one of hope – who knew we’d get coos from a bird that croaks?
Twas a curse she’s carried since birth
(There in lies the witch who put things in a lurch)
That tis only on a summer’s day in the month of May
Do we learn that her song had thus far been wrong
Shall I sing pretty on a summer’s day?
Thou love these puns, see, with no temper, right?
Rough croaks do shake the darling puns today
But in between hath all too long a wait.
Puns are twice blesséd:
They amuseth he who gives
And he who laughs
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this corralled space from day to day
To the last silly bull of recorded time…
A cow by any other name,
Is just as doe-eyed!
(And all our jests today have lighted bulls
With cheeky punny breath…)
As I did count that clock which told the time,
And see that cold month drowned in what now is spring
I do behold my voice loses its bind
And now I can beautifully sing
But of beauty do I question make
That you disliked my crow
For those vain larks do survival forsake
and die as fast as the hunter can go
For nothing ‘gainst time’s scythe can make defense
Save a caw, and some wits, to pun with him hence.
This bird, amongst folk feathered and not
Speaks with much wisdon, intelligence and thought
On her team, I hope I may be
For against her, I would hate to see
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
When wishing me well with hope
Those who have long been pun possess’d
Putting their trust in my punning scope
I find myself truely bless’d
So full of win
And that will bring us back to do…
A win-penned winsome poem? I’ve been propogating my punsome properties, perhaps pas prudently, to provide penned pun power for all of my dear proprieters.
The essay contest of 2010 springs to mind.
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I believe I require an explanation there.
Very sorry – my bad, I thought you were referencing school asignments -and you’d mentionned a contest in november.
(Sorrry to severed this thread)
Ah, the dreaded novel writing. That wasn’t the problem per se; it was for ‘fun’ and my school work has taken awhile to rebound from being procrastinated on. So yes, indirectly, you little combo-breaker you.
OK
So, all the best with the catching up!
Many mad ghosts about to toast their evening’s host.
The raven came as well, but just for a spell.
A spell? A witch? A feathered itch to make a pun that leaves a stitch?
In stitches are we,
For we be three!
A stitch in time saves nine, but a stitch in three giggles glee?
”giggle”
HA!
Yup.
I don’t get it.
Number 7 is “Osborne-bomb” or something?
A-bòmb-in-a-bull.
No B.S. about it.
I’m not being bullheaded! I think I heard a buttet after
my bulldog ran off. Just to be sure, I’m putting up bulletins.
I do believe your son is bullying mine
In the calf-eteria?
Enough! These bull puns are going to taurus apart!
Oh the scope of the horror!
*trembulls*
There, there…let’s try to be sensible and be heifer for each other.
Perhaps we should just steer clear of these puns.
I’m not sure we kine do that, at this point
Oh COME ON! You missed the easiest “bull” in the title of the photo: Lauda”bull” Puns!
No they didn’t, it’s a reverse because that’s a
“load ‘a Bull puns”
Get it?
I do not get the comment of the user. I don’t get how red bull is to be compared with the word cannibal
Or how should I read: click the jump
I think it’s a can of (Red) bull, which sounds like cannibal.
Like Tina Fay -> Fay bull = Fable.
And no bull = noble.
Or something like that.
Now I get it, thanks
That was quite commenda-bull!!!!
Bully fur yew
it’s a can of bull
…Can o’ Bull…
If one ran for political office, would they be Liable????
Say no more!
*bullwinkle*
(This message brought to you by the Bull Moose Party.)
The party that dreams the elk posse bull dream…
that’s a whole lotta bull!
Fabullous!
did no one else think for 9. Invisi-bull.
Hey….I ‘see’ what you did there !!
(No, wait….where is it….?)
She must have tore-a-dor into another dimension.
Positively spook-able!
Try not to say anything to regret a bull.
Okay, the line stops here. These puns are unnacept a bull.
In termin’ a bull, how would you prefer to charge a head?
I love puns… but my daughter would say these are terrible.
Maybe you should ”hide” them from her
In my home, my kids refer to my puns as “Pop-corns”.
Hope you take an interest in contributing –
it’s always “Oh Pun” season in these here parts!!
So, if I’m ear-ing you correctly,
the pun gene continues to grow
Yes, I think timbenzidrene is nurturing little pundits.
Is he growing them hydro-punically?
Oh, you guys are just incorrigible! Or unmanageable. Or uncontrollable. Or something.
somebody’s been a-bull to go to the These ‘R’ Us store.
Its Can-of-bull = Cannibal, or phonetically, can o’ bull
I was thinking #1 was ostensible (a stencil bull).
I’m availa-bull to help you any time!
(But from the hidg quality of your pun, I don’t think you need help)
Well, with the picture seemingly missing a leg, I was tempted to call it “handi-capabull.” But I like yours better.
I noticed he only had three legs too, so I thought it would be Tri-bull (“tribal”).
I thought number 9 was invisi-bull.
yeah i thought so too
but no-bull works for me
check out these bull based puns all they way from little old New Zealand
http://unforgetabull.co.nz/
All bull, all the time!
I guessed “tubal” on #4. I’m claiming an honora-bull mention.
…and that’s NO bull.
Normally I’d bite the bull-et, but I thought this was all a bunch of bull-oney.
I would think number nine would be “invisable”.
The amount of bull-related puns out there is just unbelievabull!
One day an old bull got desperate and stole some hay for his family. When he got hauled into court, he made an eloquent speech about the farming out of jobs and the loss of work in his field. The judge was so moo-ved that he dismissed all charges, rather than sending him out to pasture for the rest of his life.
You could say it was an un-deny-a-bull appeal.
In a bullfight, if the bull manages to take the Matador’s accoutrement…
Does that make him cape-a-bull????
Commendable, of the bull, and the Matador
finds himself faced with unavoidable shopping.
Wait! Wait!
The caption of the matchup would read -
“In his cape, a bull conclusion”!
I want to place money on that match, my booky is dependable.
And in a marriage between a paper tiger and a capable pontiff…
Would you get a Papal Bull?
Or a marriage between a heifer and a vampire..
A-Count-a-Bull?????
(Dot’s von…..von vunderful bovine!! AH AH AH!!!!)
A picture of two cows in “flagrante delicto”……
Conceive a bull????
No… I think that would be inconceivable
Unless, of course, one of them was able!
Otherwise, you may be steering in the wrong direction.
I thought a palpa-bull was some Star Wars joke gone hideously and horribully wrong…
If you charged a tax on this it would be Fee-Bull
I was thinking “Invisible” for the last one…
Those were just terri-bull.
I think “abominable” was the cleverest.
what do you get when a bull swallows a piece of dynamite? ABOMINABLE!
what do you get when the dynamite explodes? NOBLE!
hahahahaha!
All these puns are udderly ridiculous, but let’s milk them for all they’re worth, anyway!! *snicker*
I herd you, man!!
I moo-ve that we corral all these to one end of the pasture. *tee-hee*
Now we just need a picture of a video of a bull being paused…;D
Pause-a-bull
Possible.
at first i thought that the last 1 was invisiBULL XD
Theses jokes were reasonABULL….
It’s intolerabull to think that so few people might come by this pun…to see your addition
I’ll head to pasture for a bit.
(cold meds apparently cause sleepiness…)
I thought the last one was invisi-bull.
i was so relaxed i was naked you could see my bulls
Why does the bull in the abominable one have what looks like a visible penis?
That’s not a penis. That would be be …..a scrotum. The mistake is under-standing-bull.
haha I had no idea what this was until I read the first few answers. Got a couple of them though. brilliant
number 9 could also be “invisible”
what is a catchy headlin/pun for little red riding hood