
Oh god… you guys, I’m so, so sorry. My pun chalice apparently does not floweth over today, and I’ve folded to the appeal of amateur punsmanship. My apologies. Kinda. – Matty Malaprop
Favorite Comment: “I’m up against a wall on this one. It’s just fowl.” – Frodo, Who Folds Under Pressure
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I get a karate kick out of this one.
Clearly, you are unaware of my mastery of the fighting paper tiger style…
Just don’t sign no monkey papers, gangsta.
I got the flavor, and Kool-aid colors too…
Ooooooo yeah!!
Totally diggin those day-glo colors, Kitty!
I am a rainbow ninja – I fight best in psychedelic rave clubs and large vats of skittles.
Alright, (f)hold it right there buddy!
Think you can just papercut across our tear-itory, do ya?
I’m up against a wall on this one. It’s just fowl.
Do you think it’s a sign that things have flown out of hand?
Or is he just notice-ing a flutter in the wind?
LOL
I craned my neck until I realized I should be looking down.