
To compliment your buzz cut, of course. – Matty Malaprop
Favorite Comment: “He says he’d shave, but he bumbles every time and it stings.” – The Ghost of Many, a Waspish Punster Indeed
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This guy breaks out in hives.
(Shiver) I’d bee scared.
I only ever talked to him by phone – I always thought he was droning …
He says he’d shave, but he bumbles every time and it stings.
Does he dives?
Looks like he needs to comb it.
Honey, don’t I know it!
Shave the queen before they whisker away!
The great Lord Beelzebubba will protect her.
“BEEEEEEEEES!”
“Awww, my bees.”
“Oh noes! I’m covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!” *british transvestite accent*