
And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. – Matty Malaprop
Favorite Comment: “Forget about the pump- I’m more interested in his hose.” – RavenMad, Who Lives for Scherzos
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I wish your URLs wouldn’t give away the joke. I like to send the links to friends, but it spoils it a bit when the pun is right in the link. (Sure, the picture is still amusing, but not as funny as it would be if they didn’t know what was coming.)
That said, good one!
You could send them urls with a url-shortener, like bit.ly or something similar.
Ironically, this is in fact how he sees himself….
Don’t be such a drag.
Let it not be said that Malaprop doesn’t know a good pump when he sees one.
Forget about the pump- I’m more interested in his hose.
Let it not be said that RavenMad doesn’t know good hose when she sees them.
Let it not be said that Rosamond has no talent for Rubens people the wrong way – not that there’s ever Bernini doubt.
Those aren’t pumps! They’re mules. Which is a much more appropriate pun since everyone knows that a mule is only half donkey and impotent!!
Oh, hay, look, the Hee-Haw gang has arrived.
Learn the difference between impotent and sterile, please.
Louis XIV – Baroque, indeed. Well done, I salute you!
It’s good to be the king.
Shouldn’t his chin be tilted at its usual 85-92 degree angle from the ground?
Classic Obama…..I still don’t like him!
Dude! don’t spoil the baroque works ark for me! i just started watching one piece!