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Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!

funny puns - Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!

And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. – Matty Malaprop

Favorite Comment: “Forget about the pump- I’m more interested in his hose.” – RavenMad, Who Lives for Scherzos

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  1. Wilson says:

    I wish your URLs wouldn’t give away the joke. I like to send the links to friends, but it spoils it a bit when the pun is right in the link. (Sure, the picture is still amusing, but not as funny as it would be if they didn’t know what was coming.)

    That said, good one!

  2. Fred says:

    Ironically, this is in fact how he sees himself….

  3. Rosamond de Green says:

    Let it not be said that Malaprop doesn’t know a good pump when he sees one.

  4. Ting Alamedes says:

    Those aren’t pumps! They’re mules. Which is a much more appropriate pun since everyone knows that a mule is only half donkey and impotent!!

  5. seeya says:

    Learn the difference between impotent and sterile, please.

  6. Sosnowski says:

    Louis XIV – Baroque, indeed. Well done, I salute you!

  7. Bartsmom says:

    It’s good to be the king.

  8. momsaid says:

    Shouldn’t his chin be tilted at its usual 85-92 degree angle from the ground?

  9. TeknoNerd says:

    Classic Obama…..I still don’t like him!

  10. steven says:

    Dude! don’t spoil the baroque works ark for me! i just started watching one piece!


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