Maybe playing Sardines with Jesus would prove slightly easier than Hide ‘n Seek? – Matty Malaprop
Source: Tim Whyatt
TAG-TEAM FAVORITE COMMENT: Cherokee, Whose Mind Ought Be Behind Bars, said: “Why is it that every single inmate seems to find Him in prison? I’ve often wondered about that. Hmmmm…….” to which the Ghastly The Ghost of Many replied: “Guess they got confused about what showing the other cheek internment.”
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Jesus said, “I am the light that is over all things. I am all: from me all came forth, and to me all attained. Split a piece of wood; I am there. Lift up the stone, and there you will find me.”
~ The Gospel of Thomas, logion 77
better drink my own piss
wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
Jesus: “There too, smartass.”
*stops shredding furniture*
*headtilt*
“Split a piece of wood; I am there. Lift up the stone, and there you will find me.”
Jesus is a minecraft player
Getting warmer…
~ God ~
so, wait, omnipresence then creates global warming?
A-hem. You can't prove anything.- I, Sage, The God of Fossil Fools.
I shan't believe it, until I've joined my hand to his Gorey side.~ Doubting Thomas
I found Jesus once. He was under teh couch with me.
Was he teaching the dust bunnies how to deliver Easter eggs?
That’s also where he hides his Christmas presence.
♫♪ Oh, holey couch, my presents I iz fiiiiind-ing
‘Cause I hung out with Jesus here before… ♪♫
♫♪ Crawl on your knees, and peer at the kitty’s toyses… ♪♫
*snort* O flashlight divine…
heh … just duet, baby!
Why is it that every single inmate seems to find Him in prison? I’ve often wondered about that. Hmmmm…….
Guess they got confused about what showing the other cheek internment.
They don’t find Jesus Christ, they find Jesus Rodriguez. He’s doing 3-5 for drug possession.
NOW I’m waiting for some kind of “busy scene” picture with Jesus hidden somewhere wearing a red-and-white-striped garb…
the proto-protestant version:
Wears Waldensian garb?
I tried hard to find a clever reply to that, but this already tops all…
Sometimes it’s difficult to fashion sharp address habits, man.
BTW Sardines is way funner than hide-and-seek.
I’ve been waiting years for someone to come to my door and say that. I’d respond by looking freaked out, saying, “Nope sorry”, then close the door and yell “HEYSOOS! They’re onto you! Run!”
*makes the sign of the border cross*
Or:
“Yeah, that’s right – he’s back! And you don’t want to cross him.”
Magnets?
He’s liable to be stigmatized for that.
Not a crown I’d want to wear – things might get thôrny.
I’ll find him when he finally comes out of the closet … People keep telling me he loves me … He just doesn’t seem to get the hint that I’m not gay.
Don’t get cross or the Roman accusations will bisect you all.
we’ve come to bring you Jesus.
Oh great! put him in the backyard.