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I Drink, Therefore I Am

funny puns - I Drink, Therefore I Am

In fairness to Descartes, the idea of the cogito is a lot more complex than Ms. Clark is making it out to be… but I lol’d, and I’d give my firstborn child to erase the memory Cartesian philosophy from the modern era, so I’mma let it slide. – Matty Malaprop

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Source: Hannah Clark

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  1. BYRONIUS says:

    NICE ONE BRUCE

  2. fuzz on the concept says:

    A zero sum outcome.

    • Kool-aid Kitty says:

      A brew’s ego is better than no ego at all, or is it keg-ito ergo sum?

      Now we know which vat to find his brain in... :| 
      • fuzz on the concept says:

        Who knew a loss of coordinates could get so graphic?

        • The Ghost of Many says:

          (The principle outcome is that it’s hard to find a balance walking enter section that bars perception.)

          Or, if it was a juice bar, Je pense, donc je squeeze.
  3. Kool-aid Kitty says:

    If you don’t want the Cartesian out before the horse, better pony up to the bar.

  4. Mormon says:

    No, no, no, you’ve got it wrong, it’s not “ceases to exists” it’s “vanishes in a puff of logic”! If you’re going to post an old joke at least get it right.

  5. Possum Flats says:

    What’s next? Someone tweeting about the outrageous price they had to pay for the cookie recipe at Neiman Marcus?

  6. I_Talk_Like_This_'Cause_I_Can't_Find_The_Space_Bar says:

    Anyone who is smart, can think.
    Anyone who can’t think, isn’t smart (If you can’t think, you’re dumb).
    I think, therefore I am (I can think, therefore I exist).
    If I didn’t exist, I wouldn’t be able to think.
    Harry Potter is fictional, therefore he can’t think.
    That means, Harry Potter is dumb. Q.E.D.


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