And if a double decker bus crashes into us, he won’t die by our sides… because he’s cozy and asleep, safe inside. – Matty Malaprop
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Won’t he burn the place down?
Out and out lies!
Mmm-hm. I’m sure you know some useful ‘torch songs…
♫♪ And if a double-decker bus crashes into you, Puss,
Well, then I must chide, “You just thought Heaven was there outside”
And if a ten-ton truck squishes both of us,
Hey! We’ve got nine lives, yet more leisure in that house of mine… ♪♫
♫♪ You shut your mouth, how can you say
That going out ain’t the wrong way?
I’m your human and I don’t want that bus
Squishing kitties, so please don’t fuss ♫
What’s the point of posting this post, then, if you said that it’s not really a pun? This should be chucked out a 15-story window.
How is this funny?
Its funny cause theres a kitteh on the window, yay!