
I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know… – Matty Malaprop
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It’s okay, he’s just trying to get a rise out of you.
If he kept it moving, would that make him an incident escalator?
Eventually, Mr. Doodle Guy manages to exorcise the entity from the premises, which makes him a stair-master.
Sounds like he got it worked out.
It was no sweat, really.
“But you’re de-storey-ing my shelf-esteem. Stop walking all over me.”
He has a ledge-itimate complaint. All that scuff-ling can wear anybody down.
Well…….don’t step on me!
Well what do you expect? All you do is walk all over him.
How slow this person fall on the stairwell