Just make sure you don’t run up too high of a tab at the space bar, okay? – Matty Malaprop
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Gotta love space. Ooo, and time. And bananas. Bananas are GOOD.
…continue mmmmmmmmmmm…….
Banana meringue pie = delivering nummy potassium at egg-warp speed.
These are the voyages of the space-bar stripped enterprise. Its punned here mission: to explore strange new words, to tweak imprinted type, to boldly Ctrl where no board has Ctrl’ed before.
Commander Spark: “Captain, we are being texted by an alien race from the planet below.”
Captain Click: “Can we put it on screen, Spark?”
[text appears] “we r nx gen who r u”
Lieutenant Arrow: “The universal translator is unable to process this message.”
Captain Click: “What type of aliens are these? Do they pose asterisk to us? We must learn their character.”
Commander Spark: “Another text is arriving.”
[placing it onscreen] “i c what you did. rotflmao!”
Captain Click: “They seem ansi. We alt to go and see if we can communicate with them.”
Commander Spark: “I recommend caution, Captain. They seem to have caused some sort of shift in the space-bar continuum.”
Captain Click: “I have no problem going outputting myself in danger. But if my card is punched, please make sure my Babbage gets picked up at the spaceport.”
n-sign Check-off: “Do not tilde tale so glumly. I am sure you will return, Captain. I can not Russian to accent-uate it enough.”
Captain Click: “It’s nice to know you caret times like these.”
Make it so, Numpad-1
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