Because you really haven’t lived until you’ve seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. – Matty Malaprop
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Not a bit of Spackle (or rice for that matter) in sight, but he is working on an electric socket – which he will check out with his “OHM” meter !!!
Yeah, I clicked through to say the same thing, wondering if I was the only one who got that it was a double-pun…
1/2 point off for using “Ohm” instead of “OM.”
-42 karma for countersinking to an unbalanced level.
That “ohm” is the electrical physics term for measuring resistance. The sound that applies to Buddhists and Hindus is spelled either “Om” or “Aum”.
Did you notice he is dealing with an electric socket?
It’s a two-for-one pun sale!
Given that the progenitor and early adherents of Buddhism didn’t use the English alphabet and that the English spelling is merely a transcription; and given that puns are usually not exact, it hardly matters.
Is this the barॐeter for testing the pressure of Anglicization?
Its an electrical pun not a meteorology pun.
Don’t discharge the arc so soon. All elements are ॐnipresent in an atmosphere of positivity.
for all your resister needs.
One monk seeking the power of a spiritual outlet:
“Find your inner ground in the third prong of the faith.”
“Seek not a direct source of power, but alternate between one connection with the source of power and another.”
“And in this way you may feel the power flow through you.”
“The path of this life is a circuit that must be connected to itself in order to have power.”
One must always maintain a capacity to remain grounded, so that he may conduct himself appropriately, and with integrity in the face of circuitous flaming.
Your wisdom is most current and not revolting. 8)
I gauss you beat all of us. I better tesla on more unit jokes. Do you find them enlightning? Watt’s the problem? I’ll lend you my unit book faraday. But please try to conduct yourself. I can also lead you to an electricity forum. Try not to be off topic or insulate the mods. But I think your sister can handle the account. Gilbert the username and password. Don’t you think its shocking that I am a girl? Perhaps you are not grounded in the science and need help. Well, that just hertz. Or am I not being direct enough? OHM EM GEE God there isn’t anything hard about it!
Wisdom is the trait of a fine receptacle, and humor the best outlet for one’s energy. True Zen does wonders for bringing the absurdity of it all to light – just be very, very careful when watering the lotus bulbs. bzzzzztttt!!!