“Nice ass,” I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle’s barn. – Matty Malaprop
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“Let’s get high,” I whispered,
as I pushed the throttle to 2300 RPM’s, and started pulling back on the yoke.
“Titty! Titty! Titty!”…
Shouted the little two-year-old as he called the family’s titty tat.
“OMG, You make me so hot!”…I said to the thermostat.
“I want you to swallow all of it” …. I said after giving my son cough medicine.
“Nice breasts!”.. I exclaimed while walking past the poultry counter…
Wow! You’re so tight!”… I told my wife while giving her a backrub…