
It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. – Matty Malaprop
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It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. – Matty Malaprop
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No. Just no.
This meta gaming of that Skyrim non-joke is just pathetic.
yeah.
wtf does skyrim have to do with this post?
Seriously? Arrow to the knee, what all the guards say? have you ever played skyrim?
Can’t mugging read red characters.
(Knights who say)
It’s just a flesh wound!
^this
skyrim!!
I admit, I laughed a bit.
And I’m sorry.
My name is Willem. They call me Willem the Shrubber. I design, made and sell shrubberies.
He was called Roger the Shrubber.
because they couldn’t get ‘buggery the shrubbery’ past the censors…
But Lancelot didn’t bring the shrubbery. It was Arthur and Bedevere.
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
…and it’s an unladen swallow
*falls of Bridge of Death* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*off
Is it worth pointing out that Lancelot didn’t meet the Knights who say Ni or bring the shrubbery?
Oh this is the internet? Nevermind then.
I actually laughed at this (being a lover of all things Python and likewise a fan of The Elder Scrolls series). My only regret is that I can’t tell it to all my friends because they simply wouldn’t get it. Haters gonna hate.