Come on now; everyone knows the only funny vegetable is the potato. – Matty Malaprop
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Lettuce turnip and pea …
Do you know what’s in a honeymoon sandwich? Just lettuce alone – with relish.
This is pure corn.
Can we call a head so no one beets us to one? I’ve bean garden mine. Gotta wait for the ripe pun.
Corn we just give peas a chance? Lettuce all just leek out our jealousy and hatred and just car-rot about each other!
Corny puns are amaizing.
OK, I had to carrot that old pun.
Peas call me a cabbage. I’ve bean here too long. Gotta get humus soon as I can.
I’m sure now that this is posted more will turnip soon… Hopefully someone won’t squash this opportunity, and if they do, we might need to give them a peas offering unless it doesn’t amount to a hill of beans. I’ll brb, need to fix a leek in my faucet.
my bf wants to run away and get married but I told him I cantalope !
Don’t stay in the sun too long or you’ll be his melon-colored babay
I’m not necceCELERY sure we need more veg puns, but if we do, the swedes are sure to perform. although they might have trouble posting them, they don’t avacado get about in and one of them has a coleslaw on his lip.
You guys and girls are pretty good. I really hope these comments LEEK to the front page.
This thread is the root of all puns. I must stalk it for all its worth.
Endive I will!
It’s a “Honeymoon Salad”…. Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
stop making corny jokes