All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! – Matty Malaprop
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What do you call a guy who pities the foo’ in a wheelchair? T-Mobile. *badumdum*
Not all nuns are virgins. They could have been sexually active before joining a convent. They just aren’t allowed to have sex while being a nun.
The comment about a first class flight also makes no sense. Virgin Mobile is a UK mobile network and nothing to do with Virgin Atlantic.
What is a nun wearing who is showing too much skin? A bad habit.
Most nuns are not virgins. They did have a life before joining. In fact a common reason for joining is that they were dirty girls who were out of control.
Dirty, dirty girls…