
He just kept thinking: “What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?” – Matty Malaprop
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He just kept thinking: “What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?” – Matty Malaprop
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… or maybe that’s just the caffeine… – Matty Malaprop

I know it’s exciting, but I’m gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. – Matty Malaprop

But when the joke finally clicked with me, I was all like “yaoi!” – Matty Malaprop
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Give the man a break! Analrapy is a terribly taxing profession! – Matty Malaprop
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Light of my life / ire of my thighs / be a good baby / don’t increase my waist size. – Matty Malaprop
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Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? – Matty Malaprop
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Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O’Riley was what really left the world reeling. – Matty Malaprop

That part where she explodes the Eiffel Tower with her dragon cannon is really quite Spectacular Spectacular. – Matty Malaprop
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I guess that makes this particular Pokémon a sestuple agent? – Matty Malaprop