Oct. 10, 2010

But man! If this doesn’t fit the site’s knifepoint, I don’t know what does. – Matty Malaprop
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Oct. 10, 2010

But man! If this doesn’t fit the site’s knifepoint, I don’t know what does. – Matty Malaprop
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Oct. 9, 2010

… you’ve only got a short distance left to go before a nice little rest. – Matty Malaprop
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Oct. 8, 2010

And for the little ones in your life, make sure to order a Martin Loofah King, Jr.! – Matty Malaprop
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Oct. 8, 2010

I hear these chips go well with some of Reba’s trademark “Little Rock” Arkansauce. – Matty Malaprop
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Oct. 8, 2010

Remember, budding punmaster, you must always build your castles from the ground floor up. – Matty Malaprop
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Oct. 7, 2010

And the best part is, it fits inside of a soup(er) bowl! – Matty Malaprop
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Oct. 6, 2010

What an incredible story! And it’s most famous line never fails to thrill me:
“Albro, as bros, we had been even intimate abrociates, yet I really knew little of my bro… outside of the fact that he could shotgun a Keystone like brobody’s business.” – Matty Malaprop
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