
I wanna hold your… paw? – Matty Malaprop
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I wanna hold your… paw? – Matty Malaprop
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He’s quite good at it; I’m just upset that he’s better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? – Matty Malaprop
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Dear ceiling dog almighty I hope he punches out that scrawny-lookin’ little kid… – Matty Malaprop
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If you don’t live by the law, he’ll tear you apart. – Matty Malaprop
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And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. – Matty Malaprop
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. – Matty Malaprop
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Pluto’s but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? – Matty Malaprop

My hat’s off to you for this one, Trollbek. – Matty Malaprop
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It’s at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. – Matty Malaprop